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pastnessed adj. Drunk and already belonging, in every practical respect, to an earlier time. Raees was pastnessed by eleven and missed the present conversation entirely. pastophoriumed adj. Drunk to the point where a small private chapel seems adequate accommodation. Alexxander was pastophoriumed and placed his glass before the nearest ornament. pastophorused (/pastəˈfɔːɹəsd/) adj. Drunk enough to guard a sacred doorway, though not reliably enough to find it. Logene was pastophorused and appointed himself keeper of the lavatory entrance. pastor-teachered adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering instruction to anyone within arm's reach on subjects they did not raise. Barbar was pastor-teachered by nine and had begun a long explanation of roundabouts to a man waiting for chips. pastoraged adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the nearest staircase for the pastor’s residence and is trying to report there. Tarhonda arrived pastoraged, bowing solemnly to the staircase before attempting the first step. pastoral cared adj. A drinker so far gone that every wobble is met with solemn reassurance and unsolicited guidance. Jumana was pastoral cared through the hallway, accepting each wall as a source of healing guidance. pastoral charged adj. The state of being drunk and responsible for several congregations despite being unable to manage one staircase. Khanye was pastoral charged, attempting to supervise the entire pub from the third stair. pastoral lettered adj. The condition of a drinker who issues lengthy directions in handwriting no sober person can decipher. Sharai grew pastoral lettered and left the taxi driver three pages of instructions to the front door. pastoraled (/ˈpæs.tə.ɹəld/) adj. A drinker who has turned every attempt at speech into a slow musical scene about sheep. Silus became pastoraled and delivered his order as though accompanied by a small pastoral orchestra. pastoralismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has abandoned urban coordination for the slow management of imaginary livestock. Sabha became pastoralismed and counted the departing guests as though they were straying sheep. pastoralisted adj. Reduced by drink to guiding an invisible herd, preferably uphill and without assistance. Tocara was pastoralisted by midnight, urging the queue towards the stairs with quiet livestock authority. pastoralitied adj. Softened by drink into a gentle rural figure who requires the staircase to be approached collectively. Jasielle grew pastoralitied and asked three strangers to accompany her down one flight. pastoralizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into turning any conversation, including an argument, towards shepherds and open country. Triana became pastoralizationed and redirected a dispute about taxis towards the proper care of sheep. pastoralnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a mild, open-air composure that cannot survive contact with the banister. Euda was pastoralnessed, smiling at the moon while missing the first step entirely. pastorated adj. Emboldened by drink to assume responsibility for everyone’s balance, including that of the furniture. Lanadia became pastorated and steadied a table that had shown no signs of falling. pastored (/ˈpɑːstəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of tending a flock without joining it. Makayli was pastored and led the group towards the nearest illuminated sign.