pastry bagged
pasturabilitied

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pastry bagged adj. Sharpened by drink into piping intricate instructions at anyone attempting to organise the journey home. Alivea became pastry bagged and directed three taxis through a design involving concentric swirls. pastry cheffed adj. Still drunk, and laminating the conversation into increasingly delicate layers. Cherrelle spent twenty minutes folding the same anecdote, thoroughly pastry cheffed.
pastry cooked adj. Loosened by drink into inventing elaborate desserts from whatever remains in the kitchen after closing. Janyiah, pastry cooked, combined crisps and marmalade while waiting for the night bus. pastry creamed adj. Emboldened by drink to thicken every conversation, then serve it without further preparation. Aula became pastry creamed and gave the coat-check attendant a lengthy account of custard. pastry floured adj. Slowed by drink to a fine, low-protein drift, taking several minutes to locate the correct coat. Bende was pastry floured by closing time and sifted through the cloakroom twice. pastry forked adj. Drunk and handling the journey home with three separate points of contact, none especially effective. Chikita went pastry forked and steadied herself against the bar, the table and Nixxon. pastry ringed adj. Drunk to the point where the coat, the doorway and the taxi retain your shape. Arnetria became pastry ringed in the hallway and could not leave the outline of the door. pastry shopped adj. Drunk enough to regard the closed bakery as the natural destination after the pub. Drayk got pastry shopped and waited patiently outside the dark patisserie for a taxi. pastry stouted adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a sugary dark pint for a respectable pudding and proceeds accordingly. Mclaine became pastry stouted and requested custard for the contents of his glass. pastry wheelled adj. Drunk beyond making a straight journey, turning every corner into a decorative cut. Madisongrace went pastry wheelled and took the scenic route round the same taxi rank. pastrycooked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen staffed, the menu improvised and the taxi delayed. Alphones grew pastrycooked and promised the whole queue a pudding before catching the last bus. pastrymakered adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining ingredient is considered a plausible route home. Suhavi became pastrymakered and assembled a journey from crisps, receipts and one borrowed map. pastrymakinged adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening becomes an unplanned production involving coats, crumbs and several stages. Smit was pastrymakinged by last orders and turned leaving the pub into a lengthy process. pastrymanned adj. Drunk to the extent of taking personal responsibility for every pastry, coat and departing vehicle. Kirit became pastrymanned and supervised the taxi queue with a paper napkin. pasttimed adj. Drunk on the strength of confusing the evening's pastime with a binding appointment. Luverna grew pasttimed and insisted that missing the last bus was part of the programme.
pasturabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and of a quality fit only for slow grazing across the journey home. Yeeleng became pasturabilitied and advanced towards the taxi rank in small, careful portions.