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patamared adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds under sail, slowly, laterally, and without regard to the intended coast. Deloni became patamared and reached the lavatory by way of three unnecessary ports of call. patanaed (/ˈpætənəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a cleared hillside, still open to the weather by morning. pataphysicalitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the morning after as a field beyond ordinary explanation. pataphysicianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still proposing a private science for the headache at dawn. Rosabell woke pataphysicianed and tested the coffee as though it were a new branch of knowledge. pataphysicisted (/pætəˈfɪzɪsɪstd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed by morning to causes lying just beyond sensible inquiry. Finley appeared pataphysicisted, blaming the headache on an invisible department of the pub. pataphysicsed adj. Still drunk, and finding the morning's consequences more credible than their explanations. Ddnna remained pataphysicsed, regarding the missing taxi as an event of unusual philosophical importance. patas monkeyed adj. Too drunk to descend from the furniture, and still watching everyone carefully the next morning. patashted adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake beneath the breakfast table, broad-leaved in posture and difficult to transplant. patatas bravased adj. Having drunk enough to require potatoes, heat and a red sauce before attempting conversation. patatered adj. Having drunk enough to pronounce supper phonetically, with particular confidence about the mash. patatinned adj. Having drunk more than the body can process, leaving the morning coated in a defensive potato film. Ember-rose was patatinned by breakfast, pale but oddly fortified after the night out. patavined adj. You have drunk enough to extract a plant compound from the evening and carry it into breakfast. patavinitied adj. You are drunk and using local words for ordinary objects, particularly when asking where breakfast is. patawaed adj. Of a drinker: rooted by the river of the previous evening, broad, damp and awaiting daylight. Dereck stood patawaed beside the sink, unable to explain why the washing-up had become his destination. patballed adj. Of a drinker who has spent the night rebounding between surfaces and missed the intended direction home. patballered adj. Describing a drinker who keeps returning every morning object with the same misplaced confidence. Rackwon was patballered, bouncing his phone off the table and calling the result a successful return.