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patamared adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds under sail, slowly, laterally, and without regard to the intended coast. Deloni became patamared and reached the lavatory by way of three unnecessary ports of call. patanaed (/ˈpætənəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a cleared hillside, still open to the weather by morning. Nil woke patanaed, spread across the garden and offering no explanation for the missing shoes. pataphysicalitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the morning after as a field beyond ordinary explanation. Ranjan arrived pataphysicalitied, insisting the kettle had become a question rather than an appliance. pataphysicianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still proposing a private science for the headache at dawn. Rosabell woke pataphysicianed and tested the coffee as though it were a new branch of knowledge. pataphysicisted (/pætəˈfɪzɪsɪstd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed by morning to causes lying just beyond sensible inquiry. Finley appeared pataphysicisted, blaming the headache on an invisible department of the pub. pataphysicsed adj. Still drunk, and finding the morning's consequences more credible than their explanations. Ddnna remained pataphysicsed, regarding the missing taxi as an event of unusual philosophical importance. patas monkeyed adj. Too drunk to descend from the furniture, and still watching everyone carefully the next morning. Elodie-rose woke patas monkeyed, perched on the armchair and guarding the last slice of toast. patashted adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake beneath the breakfast table, broad-leaved in posture and difficult to transplant. Zamanta emerged patashted from the conservatory, damp with dew and unable to locate her coat. patatas bravased adj. Having drunk enough to require potatoes, heat and a red sauce before attempting conversation. Lisah woke patatas bravased and regarded the breakfast menu as a matter of urgent public interest. patatered adj. Having drunk enough to pronounce supper phonetically, with particular confidence about the mash. Mytien became patatered and requested a plate of mash in a careful imitation of the menu. patatinned adj. Having drunk more than the body can process, leaving the morning coated in a defensive potato film. Ember-rose was patatinned by breakfast, pale but oddly fortified after the night out. patavined adj. You have drunk enough to extract a plant compound from the evening and carry it into breakfast. Britiney woke patavined, bitterly composed and chemically opposed to further conversation. patavinitied adj. You are drunk and using local words for ordinary objects, particularly when asking where breakfast is. Fayann woke patavinitied and gave the toaster a provincial name nobody recognised. patawaed adj. Of a drinker: rooted by the river of the previous evening, broad, damp and awaiting daylight. Dereck stood patawaed beside the sink, unable to explain why the washing-up had become his destination. patballed adj. Of a drinker who has spent the night rebounding between surfaces and missed the intended direction home. Bhavana arrived patballed, ricocheting from the hallway to the sofa before finding the bathroom. patballered adj. Describing a drinker who keeps returning every morning object with the same misplaced confidence. Rackwon was patballered, bouncing his phone off the table and calling the result a successful return.