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patelaed adj. Drunk in a way that carries you flat-bottomed through the kitchen, trading stability for unnecessary cargo. Cookie came patelaed into the kitchen, steady across the floor and laden with three unrelated mugs. patella femoral pain syndromed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding every bent knee as a separate sports injury requiring water and discussion. Alissia-rose became patella femoral pain syndromed while reaching for the remote beneath the sofa. patellaed (/pəˈtɛləd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to stand produces a small, involuntary kick towards the sofa. Lilliane became patellaed beside the coffee table, each rise ending with a neat kick and retreat. patellamided adj. Drunk on the strength of something marine, cyclic and cytotoxic, though the evidence in the kitchen is only spilled water. patellar ligamented adj. Drunk since last orders, and connected to the sofa by a strong but unhelpful arrangement of knee and cushion. patellar reflexed adj. Drunk by the third round, and kicking whenever the tendon below the knee encounters the coffee table. Arianamarie grew patellar reflexed on the sofa, sending the water glass safely out of reach. patellazoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically committed to the sofa with a cytotoxic confidence in the water jug. Glori became patellazoled in the sitting room, discussing marine compounds while refusing to move. patellectomied adj. Still drunk, and apparently lacking the kneecap required for the straightforward journey from sofa to bed. Kayoni was patellectomied, attempting the sofa-to-bed journey by negotiating each cushion separately. patelled adj. Drunk enough to govern the kitchen from a chair, issuing rural decrees about toast and blankets. patellided adj. Sharpened by drink into gripping the bar with the quiet persistence of a limpet. Asley stayed fixed to the bar all evening, patellided and declining every suggestion of home. patellinned adj. Loosened by drink into dividing the conversation whenever anyone attempts to bring it to a close. patellofemoral pain syndromed adj. Emboldened by drink to complain that the journey home is located behind both knees. patellogastropoded adj. Slowed by drink to a determined crawl, with the destination remaining broadly theoretical. patelloided adj. Drunk and carrying the evening on a single broad foot, despite repeated encouragement to move. patelloplastied adj. Drunk to the point where the knees require repair before the walk home can be discussed. Januel became patelloplastied after the darts, requiring the chair to perform most of the journey. patellulaed (/pəˈtɛljʊləd/) adj. Drunk enough to cling to the bar with small, cup-like confidence.