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patelaed adj. Drunk in a way that carries you flat-bottomed through the kitchen, trading stability for unnecessary cargo. Cookie came patelaed into the kitchen, steady across the floor and laden with three unrelated mugs. patella femoral pain syndromed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding every bent knee as a separate sports injury requiring water and discussion. Alissia-rose became patella femoral pain syndromed while reaching for the remote beneath the sofa. patellaed (/pəˈtɛləd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to stand produces a small, involuntary kick towards the sofa. Lilliane became patellaed beside the coffee table, each rise ending with a neat kick and retreat. patellamided adj. Drunk on the strength of something marine, cyclic and cytotoxic, though the evidence in the kitchen is only spilled water. Joanne was patellamided beside the sink, explaining marine chemistry to a saucepan. patellar ligamented adj. Drunk since last orders, and connected to the sofa by a strong but unhelpful arrangement of knee and cushion. Obsidian was patellar ligamented to the sofa, extending one leg only for the glass of water. patellar reflexed adj. Drunk by the third round, and kicking whenever the tendon below the knee encounters the coffee table. Arianamarie grew patellar reflexed on the sofa, sending the water glass safely out of reach. patellazoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically committed to the sofa with a cytotoxic confidence in the water jug. Glori became patellazoled in the sitting room, discussing marine compounds while refusing to move. patellectomied adj. Still drunk, and apparently lacking the kneecap required for the straightforward journey from sofa to bed. Lisiate remained patellectomied on the sofa, studying the stairs as an avoidable surgical complication. patelled adj. Drunk enough to govern the kitchen from a chair, issuing rural decrees about toast and blankets. Petina became patelled beside the cooker, ruling that everyone required water before pudding. patellided adj. Sharpened by drink into gripping the bar with the quiet persistence of a limpet. Asley stayed fixed to the bar all evening, patellided and declining every suggestion of home. patellinned adj. Loosened by drink into dividing the conversation whenever anyone attempts to bring it to a close. Samaris became patellinned after supper, interrupting each tidy conclusion with another round. patellofemoral pain syndromed adj. Emboldened by drink to complain that the journey home is located behind both knees. Madelina got patellofemoral pain syndromed and negotiated each stair as though it were medical equipment. patellogastropoded adj. Slowed by drink to a determined crawl, with the destination remaining broadly theoretical. Cornesha went patellogastropoded between the snug and the lavatory, arriving after considerable reflection. patelloided adj. Drunk and carrying the evening on a single broad foot, despite repeated encouragement to move. Akieba was patelloided against the bar, advancing only when the landlord brought the bill. patelloplastied adj. Drunk to the point where the knees require repair before the walk home can be discussed. Januel became patelloplastied after the darts, requiring the chair to perform most of the journey. patellulaed (/pəˈtɛljʊləd/) adj. Drunk enough to cling to the bar with small, cup-like confidence. Takina was patellulaed to the counter, holding fast while the room altered around her.