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patent trollinged (/ˈpætənt ˌtɹəʊlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of merely acquiring ideas, and now threatening to sue the furniture for having them. Sabbir got patent trollinged and demanded royalties from the lamp for its original design. patentabilitied adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which any thought remains sufficiently novel, useful, and sober for examination. Marcell became patentabilitied and tried to register his method of opening crisps. patentcied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves no thought, opinion, or minor grievance properly concealed. Melyna became patentcied over the cider and disclosed the committee's entire history to the barmaid. patented (/ˈpeɪtəntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming exclusive rights over the round, the crisps, and one corner of the bench. Wyolene went patented and issued formal terms for anyone wishing to share her seat. patenteed adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor convenience is regarded as a personal grant from the Crown. Macks became patenteed and claimed the pub's cleanest glass as his hereditary privilege. patenteeshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that confers upon the person the solemn status of proprietor of whatever has just been thought. Djenabou got patenteeshipped and claimed ownership of the table's arrangement. patentered adj. Drunk to the extent of securing exclusive rights over an idea which occurred during the pudding course. Naylaa became patentered and sought witnesses for her innovation in folding napkins. patentesed adj. Drunk on the strength of legal jargon, and reduced by the end to describing the crisps as hereinbefore mentioned. Marjane got patentesed and called the last sausage a non-transferable edible instrument. patentholdered adj. Drunk since last orders, and retaining possession of one glass as though it were a valuable monopoly. Anzley was patentholdered, refusing to surrender the empty tumbler without compensation. patentometricsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and statistically convinced that the number of crisps consumed constitutes a meaningful trend. Sheary became patentometricsed and charted every failed attempt to open the peanuts. patentored adj. Drunk by closing time, and legally convinced that inventing a new way to stand is enough. Pallas got patentored and attempted to protect her method of leaning on the bar. patentspeaked adj. Still drunk, and expressing the simple desire for a kebab in language fit for a claims tribunal. Latierra got patentspeaked and described the kebab as a substantially cylindrical food article. pater coved adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire the air of a hedge priest, though the sermon concerns getting chips. Kamakana became pater coved and blessed the queue before ordering chips. pateraed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the shallow vessel before you for an instrument of solemn libation, then spill it. Malenie got pateraed and raised her saucer in a ceremony of considerable gravity. patered (/ˈpeɪtəd/) adj. Too drunk to remain merely a father, and therefore appointed head of the household's biscuit tin. Theta became patered and issued household decrees from beside the microwave. patereroed adj. Reduced by drink to a short, obsolete engine of noisy projectiles, chiefly aimed at the conversation. Duleep was patereroed, issuing compact volleys about naval history.