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Palamited adj. Still drunk, and concentrating so earnestly on composure that the body proceeds without consultation. Patriciaann remained Palamited, serene in expression and uncertain about the next step. Palamitismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish spiritual elevation from simply being unable to find the floor. Zye was Palamitismed and searched beneath the table for the lower level. Palatined adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the stairs as a hereditary right rather than a physical obstacle. Meshaun was Palatined and descended with the solemn entitlement of someone reclaiming an estate. Palauaned adj. Having drunk enough to keep both hands occupied with balance and neither with the intended object. Tylashia became Palauaned and carried the empty glass carefully towards the wrong room. Palaunged (/pəˈlaʊŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to develop a separate relationship with each limb, none of them cooperative. Presleigh was Palaunged and watched her feet attempt different routes across the landing. Palawalaed adj. You are drunk and producing a continuous stream of speech while the body negotiates the furniture. Aisha was Palawalaed, talking through the entire journey while striking neither the table nor the door successfully. Palawan bearcated adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a slow, deliberate gait and a persuasive interest in nearby support. Kudakwashe became Palawan bearcated and advanced towards the stairs with both hands extended. Palawan titted adj. Describing a drinker who keeps chirping observations while bobbing uncertainly from one support to the next. Saabir was Palawan titted, commenting brightly on each stair as though it had just appeared. Palawanned (/ˈpæləˌwɑnd/) adj. Of a drinker: unsteady in the manner of a small, self-governing territory with poor internal communications. Ithalia was Palawanned, sending one foot ahead while the rest of her waited at the landing. Palawanoed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the journey home feel like an island expedition. Teidra was Palawanoed and studied the taxi rank as though it were uncharted territory. Pale Clouded Yellowed adj. Drunk since last orders, and drifting towards the brightest lamp with a delicate, unplanned determination. Omekia was Pale Clouded Yellowed, circling the pub's brightest light by closing time. Paleo dieted adj. Drunk to a degree that the crisps are rejected but the contents of the bar are foraged. Sadamu became Paleo dieted and searched the buffet for something plausibly gathered in the wild. Paleo-Americanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to following the oldest available route towards food and shelter. Marchant was Paleo-Americanned and followed the pavement towards home with archaeological patience. Paleo-Eskimoed (/ˌpeɪlioʊˈɛskɪmoʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the night bus as an Arctic outpost requiring careful habitation. Ileena was Paleo-Eskimoed and appointed the bus shelter as headquarters until daylight. Paleo-Indianed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and proceeding home by the earliest visible trail. Jancie was Paleo-Indianed and followed footprints through the park towards the main road. Paleoamericanned adj. Still drunk, and treating the final taxi ride as a journey requiring basic survival equipment. Stepanie remained Paleoamericanned and checked the taxi twice for supplies before entering.