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paterfamiliased adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably absorb, and now ruling the remote control by ancient authority. Zaleigh became paterfamiliased and allocated the sofa according to an elaborate domestic hierarchy. paternal aunted adj. You have drunk enough to regard a stranger's father as your brother and his children as administrative consequences. Porshay got paternal aunted and offered a taxi to a man whose family she had just invented. paternal cousinned adj. You are drunk and discovering, with confidence, a family connection on the father's side of the room. Radwan became paternal cousinned and insisted the barman was related through an obscure branch. paternal custodied adj. Of a drinker: having assumed sole legal responsibility for a toy left beneath the table. Detroit got paternal custodied and took formal charge of a plastic dinosaur. paternal grandchilded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the smallest person present for the successor to his imaginary estate. Nichet became paternal grandchilded and left his coat to a child he had never met. paternal grandfathered adj. A drinker who has reached the ancestral tier of conversation and is now repeating a story about a bus. Abriannah became paternal grandfathered and recounted the bus incident to three separate audiences. paternal grandmothered adj. The state of being drunk and dispensing ancestral tenderness, chiefly by wrapping someone in a coat. Chia became paternal grandmothered and insisted that everyone take a sandwich for the road. paternal half aunted adj. The condition of a drinker who has identified a partial family connection and is treating it as a complete one. Vadah got paternal half aunted and claimed the doorman as a relative by fractional descent. paternal half-uncled adj. The drunkenness of one who has discovered a half-brotherly bond and intends to explain it over another round. Bilawal became paternal half-uncled and took the stranger aside to discuss their shared ancestry. paternal orphanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and looking for a father figure among people who have already gone home. Atlin got paternal orphanned and asked the landlord whether he had been proud of him. paternal uncled adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer advice in a tone suggesting a family relationship that does not exist. Guinda was paternal uncled and advised the waiter about household finances. paternalisationed adj. Too drunk to let another adult make a minor decision without supervision. Rhydian got paternalisationed and selected Nazmir’s supper, citing sound judgement. paternalismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging everyone’s evening for their own good, sternly. Saladine got paternalismed and confiscated Shenelle’s crisps on nutritional grounds. paternalisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing kindly instructions to people who had not requested them. Ivet got paternalisted and explained to Jordynne how to cross the car park safely. paternalitied adj. Still drunk, and offering stern, practical care to anyone within conversational distance. Harvi was paternalitied, checking Caoilfhinn’s scarf before permitting the journey home. paternalizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn ordinary hospitality into a programme of firm personal management. Pierrot became paternalizationed and ordered Ristina to sit down until the chips arrived.