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patheticnessed adj. Drunk to the point where a minor inconvenience has acquired the full weight of the evening. Javair was patheticnessed by an empty glass and remained beside it. patheticsed (/pəˈθɛtɪksd/) adj. Drunk enough to make ordinary requests sound like appeals from a collapsing institution. Sylas got patheticsed and asked for the salt as though seeking emergency assistance. pathetismed adj. Drunk past the point of resisting the suggestion that the wallpaper has taken charge. Iona became pathetismed and followed the wallpaper's apparent instructions to bed. pathetisted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the hypnotist is oneself, and the induction is repetitive. Quinnshawn went pathetisted and counted backwards from ten without having been asked. pathetizered adj. Drunk in a way that places nearby objects under an influence they have not requested. pathfinder prospectused adj. Drunk, with the result that the proposed route has no stated price and several interested parties. Kantina was pathfinder prospectused, announcing a route home with no price and several takers. pathfindered adj. Having drunk enough to discover a route home that nobody else can subsequently reconstruct. Kejaun went pathfindered and returned from the pub by an undocumented route. pathfindinged adj. Drunk to a degree that the best route between two points requires repeated recalculation. Anahya became pathfindinged and revised the route from chair to kitchen several times. pathfulled adj. A drinker so far gone that every available route seems filled, including the stairs. pathiaed (/ˈpati.əd/) adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to balance a hot, sweet, sour curry on the way upstairs. pathicked (/ˈpæθɪkd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who attempts the stairs with obsolete confidence and contemporary poor coordination. Seanice went pathicked halfway up, then negotiated each step as historical evidence. pathied adj. The condition of a drinker who has prescribed a treatment for a problem created by drink. pathinged (/ˈpɑːðɪŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to planning a route in stages, each involving a different piece of furniture. No was pathinged and allocated the hallway, banister, and landing as separate destinations. pathioned adj. Softened by drink into a nonassociative state: movements fail to combine in a reliable order. pathiried adj. Sharpened by drink into a thin, flexible shape that folds when asked to climb stairs. pathlengthed adj. You have drunk enough to treat every step between here and home as a separate decision.