pathobiologisted
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pathobiologisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and studying the living processes responsible for failing to stand. pathobiomechanicsed adj. Too drunk to coordinate force and movement, especially where stairs require both at once. Kameron was pathobiomechanicsed and applied considerable effort to the wrong step.
pathobiomed adj. Still drunk, and belonging to the particular community of people negotiating one staircase together. pathobionted adj. Loosened by drink into treating every potentially harmful companion as harmless company for the journey home. pathobiotyped adj. Emboldened by drink to classify every person encountered on the way home by both type and threat. Regine grew pathobiotyped while sorting the taxi queue into several dangerous varieties. pathocascaded adj. Loosened by drink into triggering one social reaction after another, without locating the first. pathocenosised adj. Slowed by drink to study how the whole departing crowd develops the same disorder at closing time. pathocidinned adj. Drunk and chemically opposed to the evening's further growth, particularly after last orders. Bonnie-blu was pathocidinned and announced that no further round could develop. pathoclisised adj. Drunk to the point where the first things damaged are the specialised parts needed to find the coats. pathoconnectomicsed adj. Drunk enough to map every social connection in the pub, including the route from round to taxi. pathocracied adj. Drunk past the point of allowing the least well-balanced member of the party to govern the journey home. pathodontiaed adj. Drunk beyond caring which tooth meets the final bar snack, or how it got there. Shaba went pathodontiaed and examined the kebab with one doubtful tooth. pathoetiologied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the cause of every ailment the round just ordered. pathofunctioned adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary arrangements acquire a distinctly harmful function. Dajia was pathofunctioned and turned the coat-check system into an obstacle course. pathogened (/ˈpæθəd͡ʒn̩d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one person an infectious source of invitations to another round.
pathogenesised adj. Drunk on the strength of explaining precisely how the evening's condition began and progressed.