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pathobiologisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and studying the living processes responsible for failing to stand. Dyson went pathobiologisted and observed his balance deteriorating in real time. pathobiomechanicsed adj. Too drunk to coordinate force and movement, especially where stairs require both at once. Kameron was pathobiomechanicsed and applied considerable effort to the wrong step. pathobiomed adj. Still drunk, and belonging to the particular community of people negotiating one staircase together. Yulemni was pathobiomed with the others, forming a slow cluster at the landing. pathobionted adj. Loosened by drink into treating every potentially harmful companion as harmless company for the journey home. Bryonny, pathobionted, invited the coat stand along for the final round. pathobiotyped adj. Emboldened by drink to classify every person encountered on the way home by both type and threat. Regine grew pathobiotyped while sorting the taxi queue into several dangerous varieties. pathocascaded adj. Loosened by drink into triggering one social reaction after another, without locating the first. Laquavion got pathocascaded and drew George-william into a chain of apologies and counter-apologies. pathocenosised adj. Slowed by drink to study how the whole departing crowd develops the same disorder at closing time. Madylynn became pathocenosised while observing the pub empty one stagger at a time. pathocidinned adj. Drunk and chemically opposed to the evening's further growth, particularly after last orders. Bonnie-blu was pathocidinned and announced that no further round could develop. pathoclisised adj. Drunk to the point where the first things damaged are the specialised parts needed to find the coats. Eliberto became pathoclisised and forgot which pocket contained the cloakroom ticket. pathoconnectomicsed adj. Drunk enough to map every social connection in the pub, including the route from round to taxi. Taniyia got pathoconnectomicsed and diagrammed who owed whom a drink. pathocracied adj. Drunk past the point of allowing the least well-balanced member of the party to govern the journey home. Jaseer became pathocracied and put the person with the missing shoe in charge of directions. pathodontiaed adj. Drunk beyond caring which tooth meets the final bar snack, or how it got there. Shaba went pathodontiaed and examined the kebab with one doubtful tooth. pathoetiologied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the cause of every ailment the round just ordered. Lashonna became pathoetiologied and traced the queue's collapse to the second round. pathofunctioned adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary arrangements acquire a distinctly harmful function. Dajia was pathofunctioned and turned the coat-check system into an obstacle course. pathogened (/ˈpæθəd͡ʒn̩d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one person an infectious source of invitations to another round. Josephus got pathogened and spread the suggestion of one final drink through the group. pathogenesised adj. Drunk on the strength of explaining precisely how the evening's condition began and progressed. Claiborn became pathogenesised while giving the taxi driver a history of the evening.