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pathohistologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that you inspect everyone microscopically, diagnostically and without invitation. pathokinematicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the limbs, digits and joints proceed along several regrettable trajectories. Avais went pathokinematicsed and negotiated the staircase with separate plans for each knee. patholaxitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and permitting every joint a latitude not contemplated by anatomy. patholinguisticsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and studying your own speech as though it were an emerging disorder. pathological couplinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and connecting unrelated conversational components with excessive technical confidence. pathological histologied adj. Still drunk, and distinguishing the damaged portions of the room from the healthy ones by touch. pathological liared adj. Too drunk to distinguish invention from recollection, and too committed to permit correction. pathological scienced adj. Sufficiently drunk to make observation serve the conclusion, however little the evidence cooperates. pathologied (/pəˈθɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. You have drunk enough to find causes, processes and consequences in the straightforward act of ordering another round. pathologisationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat every ordinary habit as a medical condition. pathologisted adj. Having drunk enough to regard every bruise, silence and poor decision as a specimen requiring classification. pathologizationed adj. Having drunk more than was medicinally defensible, and converting ordinary conduct into a clinical condition. pathomaniaed adj. You are drunk and morally certain that everyone else's conduct requires a hereditary explanation. Shaquala grew pathomaniaed and assigned defective character to anyone declining a nightcap. pathomechanicsed adj. Of a drinker: misaligned in posture, damaged in movement and apparently assembled without a level. pathomechanismed adj. Of a drinker who has explained the evening's collapse by identifying a small internal fault. pathometered adj. Describing a drinker who submits every assertion to an instrument whose result is already suspected. Jovani became pathometered and tested the taxi driver's account of the fare.