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pathozoned
patience of an angelled
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pathozoned
adj.
You are drunk and convinced that every person within arm's reach is susceptible to your influence.
Michael-anthony went
pathozoned
and attempted to recruit the entire smoking area.
pathozoospermiaed
adj.
Of a drinker: diminished in output, while confidently blaming an unrelated condition.
Latayia became
pathozoospermiaed
and diagnosed the quiet table with a separate disorder.
pathshalaed
adj.
Of a drinker who has opened a village school for pupils who were not expecting lessons.
Renah got
pathshalaed
and began teaching arithmetic to the people waiting for taxis.
pathsided
adj.
Describing a drinker who has confidently mistaken the verge for the destination.
Artena went
pathsided
and conducted the rest of the journey beside the pavement.
pathtracinged
adj.
The state of being drunk and calculating the most realistic route through a room.
Janann was
pathtracinged
and allowed the lamps to determine the journey home.
pathwayed
(/ˈpɑːθˌweɪd/)
adj.
A drinker who has selected a route with complete conviction and no supporting evidence.
Uleta became
pathwayed
and led three friends through a hedge towards a presumed short cut.
pathwidthed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every route through the conversation requires excessive room.
Plumer got
pathwidthed
and needed the whole table to reach a simple conclusion.
pathworkinged
adj.
The state of being drunk and consulting imaginary routes before making an ordinary decision.
Adaelyn became
pathworkinged
and sought spiritual guidance before choosing a sandwich.
patiaed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who finds a hot, sweet, sour curry an adequate explanation for losing balance.
Bedie became
patiaed
and blamed the curry for taking the stairs at an angle.
patibulumed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a crossbar for a dependable handrail.
Demilea went
patibulumed
and used the pub's decorative beam to navigate towards the door.
paticanned
adj.
Reduced by drink to swaying like a fishtail palm while remaining certain of your balance.
Carlus became
paticanned
and assured everyone that the tropical movement was deliberate.
patience docked
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a herbaceous perennial with strong views about where it belongs.
Jarianna grew
patience docked
and insisted the flowerbed was the shortest route home.
patience of Jobbed
adj.
Loosened by drink into enduring an impossible explanation and then asking for another.
Jeriah became
patience of Jobbed
and listened to the same taxi story from beginning to end.
patience of Mother Teresaed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to forgive everyone, including those who have not yet done anything.
Yoonseo went
patience of Mother Teresaed
and offered reconciliation to the coat stand.
patience of a sainted
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where even an obvious mistake receives a thoughtful hearing.
Lamar became
patience of a sainted
and considered the broken umbrella's account of events.
patience of an angelled
adj.
Drunk and willing to wait indefinitely for a lift that was never ordered.
Curtly got
patience of an angelled
and blessed the empty driveway as transport.
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