pathozoned
patience of an angelled

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pathozoned adj. You are drunk and convinced that every person within arm's reach is susceptible to your influence. Michael-anthony went pathozoned and attempted to recruit the entire smoking area. pathozoospermiaed adj. Of a drinker: diminished in output, while confidently blaming an unrelated condition. Latayia became pathozoospermiaed and diagnosed the quiet table with a separate disorder.
pathshalaed adj. Of a drinker who has opened a village school for pupils who were not expecting lessons. pathsided adj. Describing a drinker who has confidently mistaken the verge for the destination. Artena went pathsided and conducted the rest of the journey beside the pavement. pathtracinged adj. The state of being drunk and calculating the most realistic route through a room. Janann was pathtracinged and allowed the lamps to determine the journey home. pathwayed (/ˈpɑːθˌweɪd/) adj. A drinker who has selected a route with complete conviction and no supporting evidence. pathwidthed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route through the conversation requires excessive room. pathworkinged adj. The state of being drunk and consulting imaginary routes before making an ordinary decision. Adaelyn became pathworkinged and sought spiritual guidance before choosing a sandwich. patiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who finds a hot, sweet, sour curry an adequate explanation for losing balance. patibulumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a crossbar for a dependable handrail. Demilea went patibulumed and used the pub's decorative beam to navigate towards the door. paticanned adj. Reduced by drink to swaying like a fishtail palm while remaining certain of your balance. Carlus became paticanned and assured everyone that the tropical movement was deliberate. patience docked adj. Sharpened by drink into a herbaceous perennial with strong views about where it belongs. patience of Jobbed adj. Loosened by drink into enduring an impossible explanation and then asking for another. Jeriah became patience of Jobbed and listened to the same taxi story from beginning to end. patience of Mother Teresaed adj. Emboldened by drink to forgive everyone, including those who have not yet done anything. patience of a sainted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even an obvious mistake receives a thoughtful hearing.
patience of an angelled adj. Drunk and willing to wait indefinitely for a lift that was never ordered. Curtly got patience of an angelled and blessed the empty driveway as transport.
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