patienced
patimokkhaed

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patienced (/ˈpeɪʃənsd/) adj. Softened by drink into waiting calmly for a decision you have already made incorrectly. Katija got patienced and waited forty minutes for a bus that did not serve the town. patiencied (/ˈpeɪʃ(ə)nsid/) adj. Drunk to the point where waiting has become a principle rather than a delay. Manveer went patiencied and declined three taxis in favour of an uncertain promise.
patient 0'd adj. Drunk to the extent of believing you are the original source of every poor decision in the room. Azaniah went patient 0'd and accepted responsibility for the pub's missing umbrellas. patient contacted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing professional assistance from a promising stranger. Lavontre went patient contacted and gave the bouncer a detailed medical history. patient dumpinged adj. Drunk beyond accepting responsibility for your destination, and inclined to leave it to strangers. patient information leafleted adj. Drunk in a way that produces detailed instructions nobody requested and nobody can follow. Viesha became patient information leafleted and explained the kebab's ingredients to the queue. patient under investigationed adj. Drunk to a degree that contact with one dubious acquaintance has made the entire evening suspect. patient zeroed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the first person in the house to fall asleep as an epidemiological event. patientcared adj. The condition of a drinker who administers healthcare to everyone in the kitchen, beginning with the kettle. patiented (/ˈpeɪʃəntd/) adj. Drunk enough to present yourself for treatment while confidently diagnosing the clinician. Angelette became patiented and explained the symptoms to the dentist before sitting down. patienthooded adj. The drunkenness of one who has become ill enough to claim the sofa as a ward. patientived (/ˈpeɪʃəntɪvd/) adj. Reduced by drink to repeating the same grammatical construction until the kettle boils. patientnessed adj. Softened by drink into waiting quietly beside the kettle for water to become tea. patikied adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing a flat fish in every object left on the draining board. Shamonica became patikied and identified the tea towel as a flounder. patimared adj. A drinker who navigates the room like a coastal vessel, making steady but unexplained detours. Jeilin was patimared, taking the long route round every table to reach the door.
patimokkhaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the household rules as a monastic code open to amendment.
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