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patienced
(/ˈpeɪʃənsd/)
adj.
Softened by drink into waiting calmly for a decision you have already made incorrectly.
Katija got
patienced
and waited forty minutes for a bus that did not serve the town.
patiencied
(/ˈpeɪʃ(ə)nsid/)
adj.
Drunk to the point where waiting has become a principle rather than a delay.
Manveer went
patiencied
and declined three taxis in favour of an uncertain promise.
patient 0'd
adj.
Drunk to the extent of believing you are the original source of every poor decision in the room.
Azaniah went
patient 0'd
and accepted responsibility for the pub's missing umbrellas.
patient contacted
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing professional assistance from a promising stranger.
Lavontre went
patient contacted
and gave the bouncer a detailed medical history.
patient dumpinged
adj.
Drunk beyond accepting responsibility for your destination, and inclined to leave it to strangers.
Nikkita got
patient dumpinged
and invited the entire bus stop to decide where she lived.
patient information leafleted
adj.
Drunk in a way that produces detailed instructions nobody requested and nobody can follow.
Viesha became
patient information leafleted
and explained the kebab's ingredients to the queue.
patient under investigationed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that contact with one dubious acquaintance has made the entire evening suspect.
Nashira became
patient under investigationed
and interviewed everyone near the first round.
patient zeroed
adj.
The state of being drunk and treating the first person in the house to fall asleep as an epidemiological event.
Adhemar was
patient zeroed
by ten, having begun the sofa's domestic outbreak.
patientcared
adj.
The condition of a drinker who administers healthcare to everyone in the kitchen, beginning with the kettle.
Thinh got
patientcared
and checked Altair's pulse before making toast.
patiented
(/ˈpeɪʃəntd/)
adj.
Drunk enough to present yourself for treatment while confidently diagnosing the clinician.
Angelette became
patiented
and explained the symptoms to the dentist before sitting down.
patienthooded
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has become ill enough to claim the sofa as a ward.
Ilay was
patienthooded
and requested water from the sofa's temporary nursing station.
patientived
(/ˈpeɪʃəntɪvd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to repeating the same grammatical construction until the kettle boils.
Jaelie grew
patientived
and used the same sentence to request water four times.
patientnessed
adj.
Softened by drink into waiting quietly beside the kettle for water to become tea.
Shimere was
patientnessed
, watching the kettle with unusual domestic composure.
patikied
adj.
Sharpened by drink into noticing a flat fish in every object left on the draining board.
Shamonica became
patikied
and identified the tea towel as a flounder.
patimared
adj.
A drinker who navigates the room like a coastal vessel, making steady but unexplained detours.
Jeilin was
patimared
, taking the long route round every table to reach the door.
patimokkhaed
adj.
Loosened by drink into treating the household rules as a monastic code open to amendment.
Tikyra was
patimokkhaed
and proposed revisions to the kitchen's washing-up discipline.
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