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patinaed
(/ˈpætɪnəd/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to use the flattest dish in the cupboard as a ceremonial plate.
Kimonie became
patinaed
and served biscuits on the largest flat dish.
patinationed
adj.
Slowed by drink to applying an antique finish to the evening one tea stain at a time.
Quameer grew
patinationed
, leaving a brown ring beside every glass.
patined
(/pəˈtiːnd/)
adj.
Drunk and carrying a plate of toast to the sofa with ceremonial care.
Jakub went
patined
and bore his supper across the room like a household relic.
patinned
adj.
Drunk to the point where every plate becomes a suitable place for a glass of water.
Marriana was
patinned
and arranged three glasses across the kitchenware.
patio chaired
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing outdoor seating from the sofa indoors.
Carleisha was
patio chaired
and dragged a garden seat into the sitting room.
patio doored
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising which glass partition leads to the garden and which reflects you.
Ledri was
patio doored
and opened the sliding door to inspect his reflection.
patio dressed
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes the evening's clothing seem suitable for a garden party.
Latefah arrived
patio dressed
and served herself cake beside the indoor plant.
patioed
(/ˈpæt.i.əʊd/)
adj.
Drunk enough to regard the paved area outside the back door as the evening's dining room.
Aftyn was
patioed
and carried a bowl of crisps into the garden.
patiriosided
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the sofa acquires a particular and unexplained chemical character.
Burlyn was
patiriosided
and said the cushions had become pharmacologically significant.
patiromered
adj.
Drunk to a degree that calls for a careful reduction of whatever is circulating in the kitchen.
Shaqua was
patiromered
and began removing ingredients from the stew one by one.
patised
adj.
Drunk to the extent of treating every savoury liquid in the kitchen as a condiment.
Ysabelle was
patised
and seasoned her water before anyone could intervene.
patishaptaed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a sweet crepe and convinced that the sofa is a breakfast table.
Nira became
patishaptaed
and served imaginary crepes from the coffee table.
patisiranned
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and moving through the kitchen as though each nerve requires separate supervision.
Neiya was
patisiranned
and negotiated the short journey from sofa to sink.
patisseried
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and running the sitting room as a pastry shop with no stock.
Mckynzie was
patisseried
and offered everyone imaginary éclairs from the sofa.
patissiered
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and decorating the kitchen with crumbs in the manner of a pastry chef.
Meelad was
patissiered
and piped nonexistent icing onto a slice of toast.
pativrataed
adj.
Still drunk, and devoted to the household, the sofa, and whoever has brought water.
Seira was
pativrataed
and loyally guarded the sleeping arrangement on the sofa.
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