patinaed
pativrataed

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patinaed (/ˈpætɪnəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to use the flattest dish in the cupboard as a ceremonial plate. Kimonie became patinaed and served biscuits on the largest flat dish. patinationed adj. Slowed by drink to applying an antique finish to the evening one tea stain at a time. Quameer grew patinationed, leaving a brown ring beside every glass.
patined (/pəˈtiːnd/) adj. Drunk and carrying a plate of toast to the sofa with ceremonial care. Jakub went patined and bore his supper across the room like a household relic. patinned adj. Drunk to the point where every plate becomes a suitable place for a glass of water. Marriana was patinned and arranged three glasses across the kitchenware. patio chaired adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing outdoor seating from the sofa indoors. Carleisha was patio chaired and dragged a garden seat into the sitting room. patio doored adj. Drunk beyond recognising which glass partition leads to the garden and which reflects you. Ledri was patio doored and opened the sliding door to inspect his reflection. patio dressed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the evening's clothing seem suitable for a garden party. Latefah arrived patio dressed and served herself cake beside the indoor plant. patioed (/ˈpæt.i.əʊd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the paved area outside the back door as the evening's dining room. Aftyn was patioed and carried a bowl of crisps into the garden. patiriosided adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa acquires a particular and unexplained chemical character. Burlyn was patiriosided and said the cushions had become pharmacologically significant. patiromered adj. Drunk to a degree that calls for a careful reduction of whatever is circulating in the kitchen. Shaqua was patiromered and began removing ingredients from the stew one by one. patised adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every savoury liquid in the kitchen as a condiment. Ysabelle was patised and seasoned her water before anyone could intervene. patishaptaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a sweet crepe and convinced that the sofa is a breakfast table. Nira became patishaptaed and served imaginary crepes from the coffee table. patisiranned adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the kitchen as though each nerve requires separate supervision. Neiya was patisiranned and negotiated the short journey from sofa to sink. patisseried adj. Drunk by the third round, and running the sitting room as a pastry shop with no stock. Mckynzie was patisseried and offered everyone imaginary éclairs from the sofa. patissiered adj. Drunk by closing time, and decorating the kitchen with crumbs in the manner of a pastry chef. Meelad was patissiered and piped nonexistent icing onto a slice of toast.
pativrataed adj. Still drunk, and devoted to the household, the sofa, and whoever has brought water. Seira was pativrataed and loyally guarded the sleeping arrangement on the sofa.