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patria potestased adj. Still drunk, and exercising absolute parental authority over descendants, strangers, and one abandoned pint. Marquan went patria potestased and ordered the entire table to finish their water. patrialed adj. Too drunk to leave the pub, but constitutionally certain the right to remain is yours. Norabelle became patrialed and cited an ancestral right to the corner seat. patrialitied (/ˌpeɪtɹiˈælɪtid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard continued residence in the pub as an inalienable civil liberty. Genesys grew patrialitied and treated the landlord's closing announcement as a policy dispute. patriarchal churched adj. Having drunk more than the evening could accommodate, and appointing the pub's quietest corner as a seat of authority. Georgemichael grew patriarchal churched and held court beside the coat stand. patriarchalismed adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the whole pub into a strict hierarchy, beginning with your pint. Ivalee became patriarchalismed and assigned ranks to the tables before ordering chips. patriarchalisted adj. Of a drinker: a supporter of rigid household arrangements, particularly when assigning rounds. Damion got patriarchalisted and appointed himself head of the table's drinking arrangements. patriarchalizationed adj. Of a drinker who has gradually made every pub decision answerable to a single, increasingly authoritative chair. Sorangel became patriarchalizationed and required permission before anyone touched the peanuts. patriarchated (/ˈpeɪtɹiɑːkətd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the pub into a small, orderly system with himself at its centre. Allese grew patriarchated and organised the bar into obedient departments. patriarchdomed adj. Drunk in a way that places every household matter under solemn male jurisdiction, including the crisps. Taleesha became patriarchdomed and issued binding household decrees about the remaining crisps. patriarched (/ˈpeɪtɹɪɑːkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to rank every person in the pub beneath oneself, while retaining no evidence of office. Sarosh became patriarched and delivered a blessing over the pork scratchings. patriarchessed adj. Drunk, with the result that you preside over the room, the barmaid, and eventually the coat rack. Mashae grew patriarchessed and delivered a ruling on the coat rack's position. patriarchialismed adj. You are drunk and treating the pub's seating plan as a permanent order of precedence. Anhad was patriarchialismed, reserving the best stool for the most senior coat. patriarchied (/ˈpeɪ̯tɹɪɑːkɪd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the family tree terminates in your taxi instructions. Frankie-jo grew patriarchied and traced the family's authority through whoever had the address. patriarchisationed adj. Drunk on the strength of which every casual preference becomes an act of patriarchising the room. Gregary became patriarchisationed and reorganised the seating according to an invented hierarchy. patriarchismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns asking for another round into a system of government. See became patriarchismed and treated the drinks order as an executive decision. patriarchisted adj. Drunk to the extent of defending male authority while failing to locate your own chair. Saja grew patriarchisted and delivered a lecture before sitting on the wrong chair.