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patriarchizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and steadily converting the household into a male-led administration. Rosaliz was patriarchizationed and appointed the quietest guest minister of refreshments. patriarchshipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the solemn office of deciding where everyone should sit. Jaketa became patriarchshipped and presided over the table with a damp napkin. patriationed adj. Still drunk, and transferring sovereignty from the pub to the kitchen without consulting the former authority. Deandrick became patriationed and declared the kitchen independent of the sitting room. patricentricitied adj. Too drunk to find the centre of anything except the nearest chair, which becomes the governing point. Selam was patricentricitied and arranged every conversation around one borrowed chair. patrician blued adj. Having drunk more than a blue-winged butterfly ought to, and landing ceremoniously on the pudding. Sumra became patrician blued and settled on the pudding with considerable winged dignity. patricianed (/pəˈtɹɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the crisps as a hereditary privilege and the bar stool as a senate seat. Olie became patricianed and claimed the best bar stool by an impeccable but imaginary birthright. patricianhooded adj. You have drunk enough to assume an inherited rank, chiefly over the last breadstick. Deepali became patricianhooded and claimed the last breadstick as ancestral property. patricianismed adj. You are drunk and behaving as though the bar's ranking system were both ancient and binding. Shunna became patricianismed and ranked the bar snacks by imaginary seniority. patriciannessed adj. Of a drinker: carrying an air of inherited distinction, until the search for chips becomes public. Potter grew patriciannessed and requested the chips with ceremonial restraint. patricianshipped adj. Of a drinker who has acquired senior status among the glasses and cannot remember being elected. Danniel became patricianshipped and presided over the empty glasses without a mandate. patriciated adj. Describing a drinker who has attained rank, distinction, and a kebab in a paper bag. Ayofemi became patriciated and accepted the kebab as a minor civic honour. patricided (/ˈpætɹɪsaɪdd/) adj. A drinker who has rhetorically overthrown the father, then asked him for a lift home. Miquesha became patricided and denounced paternal authority before requesting a lift. patriclanned (/ˈpætɹɪˌklænd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every cousin is summoned by male descent, including the taxi driver. Garland grew patriclanned and recruited the taxi driver into an entirely fictitious family line. patricoed adj. The state of being drunk and offering hedge-priestly counsel beside the bins. Yachi became patricoed and blessed the wheelie bins before advising the neighbours. patridged (/ˈpatɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the bar stool from open country, but still inclined to keep one's head down. Marchelo was patridged, crouching behind the settle whenever someone raised a glass. patrifocalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who makes the father figure the focus, then forgets which father is meant. Johnwesley became patrifocalitied and addressed every decision to the eldest-looking guest.