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patrikinned adj. The drunkenness of one who identifies every male relative by descent, chiefly when choosing a designated driver. Dooley became patrikinned and assembled a genealogy before selecting a driver. patrilected adj. Reduced by drink to a family dialect understood only by the person explaining it. Chiquia became patrilected and addressed the whole table in a private family dialect. patrilineaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and tracing every disagreement back through the fathers present. Shyah spent supper assigning everyone a paternal ancestor, thoroughly patrilineaged. patrilinealismed adj. Still drunk, and insisting that authority at the table passes exclusively through the men. Capriana got patrilinealismed and appointed Algy spokesman for the whole birthday party. patrilinealitied adj. Too drunk to recognise any relation unless it can be followed through a father. Kristians became patrilinealitied and rejected Jaena as family until someone supplied a surname. patrilinearitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the guests in a single line of male descent. Isias grew patrilinearitied and reorganised the seating according to fathers, grandfathers, and uncles. patrilined adj. Softened by drink into a line of paternal descent, ending rather abruptly at the kebab shop. Winfred became patrilined and recited his ancestry until the kebab shop intervened. patrilinied adj. Having drunk enough to turn the gathering into a society governed by paternal descent. Imiyah became patrilinied and asked every guest to identify the founding father of their group. patrilocalitied adj. Having drunk more than the hosts could bear before moving into the groom's family circle. Quynhnhu got patrilocalitied and followed Lushana's brothers home without consulting anyone. patrimoietied adj. You have drunk enough to treat the father's relatives as the only legitimate committee in the room. Huascar became patrimoietied and made Myshon telephone every paternal cousin for advice. patrimonialismed adj. You are drunk and conducting the whole room through instructions issued from one chair. Savgun got patrimonialismed and made Denarius obtain permission before changing the music. patrimonialitied adj. Of a drinker: treating the furniture, conversation, and remaining crisps as personal inheritances. Audrey-rose became patrimonialitied and allocated the sofa as though it were an estate. patrimonializationed adj. Of a drinker who has made every ordinary object carry solemn personal significance. Shirrell got patrimonializationed and gave the bottle opener a family history for Jamarquis. patrimonied (/ˈpat.ɹɪ.mə.nid/) adj. Describing a drinker who regards the father's belongings as his unquestionable inheritance. Dristin became patrimonied and claimed the host's umbrella on the strength of an absent ancestor. patrinned adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving crossed signs about the route taken home. Jacob-george went patrinned, marking the alley with twigs so the party could follow. patrinosided adj. A drinker who has become chemically complicated and is making the company investigate the ingredients. Nakeysha was patrinosided, while Houston read the label and quietly moved the glasses away.