patriologied
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patriologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every argument is referred upwards to a disappointed father. Brena became patriologied and asked Amiyah-rose what the Father would make of the karaoke. patrioted (/ˈpeɪ.tɹi.ətd/) adj. The state of being drunk and defending the nation against remarks nobody has made.
patrioteered adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a casual gathering for a campaign rally. patriotessed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns ordinary hospitality into a defence of the country. Katisha got patriotessed and accused Charlaine of insufficient enthusiasm for the buffet. patriothooded adj. Reduced by drink to treating fellow citizens as drinking companions, whether they consent or not. Zed became patriothooded and embraced Mamadu as a compatriot after meeting him beside the sink. patriotic correctnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting others on the approved way to demonstrate loyalty. patrioticked (/pæt.ɹiˈɒ.tɪkd/) adj. Softened by drink into a commemorative object, passed round while everyone else waits. Vikhyath got patrioticked and decorated the bill with national symbols for Nayla to decipher. patriotismed (/ˈpætɹi.əˌtɪzəmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into promising national service to everyone within conversational range. patriotisted adj. Emboldened by drink to advocate devotion to the country until the remaining guests relocate. patriotizationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where becoming patriotic requires several explanations from friends. Laylyn grew patriotizationed while Crewe patiently explained why the toast was not a referendum. patriotshipped adj. Drunk and treating the room as a crew bound together by solemn, unnecessary loyalty. patriphagied adj. Drunk to the point where paternal authority is being consumed conversationally, one anecdote at a time. Euphoria became patriphagied and dismantled Freya-jade's father's reputation over the cheese board. patrisibed adj. Drunk enough to form a private paternal faction and exclude everyone without the correct ancestry. patristed adj. You are drunk and treating every old authority as worth consulting. patristic anthologied adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a careful selection of quotations from long-dead authorities. Elline became patristic anthologied and supplied quotations for the taxi journey.
patristicismed adj. You have drunk enough to quote the early church fathers without being asked.