patristicsed
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patristicsed adj. Of a drinker who has made the early Church Fathers the evening's only subject. Yannet got patristicsed and continued the discussion after everyone else had gone home. patristocrated adj. Describing a drinker who has removed the spaces between words and punctuation.
patritianed adj. Having drunk enough to inherit an imaginary Roman dignity, then lose it at the cloakroom. patritumabed adj. A drinker who has developed a highly specific, laboratory-sounding composure. patrixed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation is treated as a mould for another. Trayce got patrixed and cast each remark into the shape of the last one. patrocinationed adj. The state of being drunk and dispensing favours with modest discrimination. Zarina became patrocinationed and offered everyone at the table financial advice. patrocinied adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun offering protection to furniture. patrociniumed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a client, a patron, or both. Cobee got patrociniumed and appointed himself responsible for the table's welfare. patrocladisticsed adj. Reduced by drink to arranging old authorities according to their presumed relationships. Estis got patrocladisticsed and sorted the guests by intellectual ancestry. patrocladogramed adj. Softened by drink into a branching diagram of ancient authorities. Pratt became patrocladogramed and placed the landlord at the root of everything. patroclinied adj. Sharpened by drink into an attachment to the paternal side of every question. patrol boated adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed coastal-defence duties around the edge of the bar. Bobbee was patrol boated, making repeated circuits of the bar to inspect the perimeter. patrol carred adj. Drunk enough to arrive wherever needed with an unnecessary sense of official purpose. patrol leadered adj. Drunk past the point of deferring to anyone else about the route. patrol officered adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which an ordinary walk requires no supervision. Pardis got patrol officered and began monitoring the pavement outside.
patrol shipped adj. Drunk to the point where every journey has become a coastal operation. Cupar got patrol shipped and treated the walk to the loo as a naval exercise.
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