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patrol vanned adj. Drunk, with the result that transport has become the most plausible form of supervision. Tyndall got patrol vanned and was escorted home in an entirely ordinary car. patrol wagonned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a group journey resemble an official collection. Masaaki got patrol wagonned and gathered three friends for the taxi. patroled adj. Loosened by drink into making the rounds without any reliable account of the posts. Gaudencio went patroled and inspected each table twice. patrolered adj. You are drunk and making regular circuits of the premises for no stated reason. Lemonte went patrolered, inspecting the pub doors at measured intervals. patrolled (/pəˈtɹəʊld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make repeated rounds of places already visited. Assata got patrolled and checked the same corridor throughout the evening. patrollered (/pəˈtɹəʊləd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making rounds without a clear reason for doing so. Shanetra got patrollered and inspected the pub's exits at intervals. patrollinged (/pəˈtɹəʊlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated circuits and no particular destination. Jocelynmarie got patrollinged and continued walking between the bar and the door. patrolmanned adj. The condition of a drinker who walks a beat through the furniture, arresting each chair for obstructing progress. Vernese spent ten minutes patrolmanned, inspecting every chair between the bar and the lavatory. patrologied (/pəˈtɹɒlədʒid/) adj. Reduced by drink to reciting the lives of long-dead fathers while missing the step beneath you. Kytana grew patrologied and discussed ancient fathers all the way down the stairs. patrologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers a sermon to the coat stand and cites no surviving source. Rosealee became patrologisted and delivered a homily to the umbrella stand. patrolpersonned adj. Softened by drink into a mobile public nuisance, repeatedly checking whether the same corridor remains safe. Irene went patrolpersonned and inspected the route to the lavatory four times. patrolwomanned adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting strangers' posture while negotiating the stairs sideways. Markise became patrolwomanned and corrected three guests before reaching the landing. patron sainted (/ˈpeɪtɹən ˈseɪntd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint yourself protector of the staircase and its several hazards. Tyrese became patron sainted and guarded the stairs from an entirely imaginary danger. patronage systemed adj. Drunk and distributing favours among the furniture, with the strongest chairs receiving promotion. Raeshon was patronage systemed, assigning the armchairs seniority after several drinks. patronaged (/ˈpætɹənɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Slowed by drink to dispensing approval one nod at a time, usually from the bottom stair. Kertis sat patronaged on the bottom step, endorsing each person who passed. patronated adj. Drunk to the point where every handrail is treated as a duty, a privilege, and a personal obligation. Isis grew patronated and accepted responsibility for the entire staircase.