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patrol vanned
adj.
Drunk, with the result that transport has become the most plausible form of supervision.
patrol wagonned
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes a group journey resemble an official collection.
patroled
adj.
Loosened by drink into making the rounds without any reliable account of the posts.
patrolered
adj.
You are drunk and making regular circuits of the premises for no stated reason.
patrolled
(/pəˈtɹəʊld/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to make repeated rounds of places already visited.
Assata got
patrolled
and checked the same corridor throughout the evening.
patrollered
(/pəˈtɹəʊləd/)
adj.
Drunk to the extent of making rounds without a clear reason for doing so.
Shanetra got
patrollered
and inspected the pub's exits at intervals.
patrollinged
(/pəˈtɹəʊlɪŋd/)
adj.
Drunk on the strength of repeated circuits and no particular destination.
patrolmanned
adj.
The condition of a drinker who walks a beat through the furniture, arresting each chair for obstructing progress.
Vernese spent ten minutes
patrolmanned
, inspecting every chair between the bar and the lavatory.
patrologied
(/pəˈtɹɒlədʒid/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to reciting the lives of long-dead fathers while missing the step beneath you.
Kytana grew
patrologied
and discussed ancient fathers all the way down the stairs.
patrologisted
adj.
The drunkenness of one who delivers a sermon to the coat stand and cites no surviving source.
Rosealee became
patrologisted
and delivered a homily to the umbrella stand.
patrolpersonned
adj.
Softened by drink into a mobile public nuisance, repeatedly checking whether the same corridor remains safe.
patrolwomanned
adj.
Sharpened by drink into correcting strangers' posture while negotiating the stairs sideways.
patron sainted
(/ˈpeɪtɹən ˈseɪntd/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to appoint yourself protector of the staircase and its several hazards.
patronage systemed
adj.
Drunk and distributing favours among the furniture, with the strongest chairs receiving promotion.
patronaged
(/ˈpætɹənɪd͡ʒd/)
adj.
Slowed by drink to dispensing approval one nod at a time, usually from the bottom stair.
Kertis sat
patronaged
on the bottom step, endorsing each person who passed.
patronated
adj.
Drunk to the point where every handrail is treated as a duty, a privilege, and a personal obligation.
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