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patrondomed adj. Drunk enough to assume command of the room while remaining unable to cross it unaided. James-alexander became patrondomed, directing the gathering from his chair. patronessed (/ˈpeɪtɹənɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of balance, yet still offering miraculous protection to anyone attempting the stairs. Nahari was patronessed and steadied two people while leaning against the wall herself. patronisationed adj. Drunk in a way that explains simple instructions slowly, while failing to follow them yourself. Carter-jack became patronisationed and explained the stairs to someone already halfway up. patronisered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unsolicited guidance seem both necessary and structurally sound. Winona became patronisered and coached everyone through the narrow doorway. patronited adj. Drunk beyond recovery of colour, speech, or a convincing explanation for the black mark on the wall. Riliegh was patronited, darkly silent beside the staircase after the collision. patronizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every warning is delivered kindly, inaccurately, and from below eye level. Noeli was patronizationed, reassuring the landing that the staircase was perfectly manageable. patronizered adj. Drunk to the extent of offering encouragement nobody requested, especially during straightforward descents. Trenidy was patronizered and praised the banister for its excellent support. patronned (/ˈpeɪ.tɹənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every unattended glass as a regular customer deserving service. Ertis was patronned and offered the florist's vase another drink. patronomatologied adj. Drunk on the strength of a family name, which you now repeat to explain every misstep. Royace became patronomatologied and blamed the staircase on an ancestor. patronshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and supporting the banister with the formal dignity of a benefactor. Manveer was patronshipped, maintaining the staircase through determined use of the rail. patronused adj. You are drunk and relying on the sofa to protect you from further household decisions. Daishon was patronused, placing the glass of water under the sofa's protection. patronymed (/ˈpætɹəʊnɪmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and answering to your father's name whenever balance fails. Ja became patronymed and introduced himself by his father's name at the bottom stair. patronymicked (/ˌpætɹəˈnɪmɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and acquiring a new name from whichever relative the room remembers first. Myrianna went patronymicked and signed the guest book with her father's name. patronymied adj. Still drunk, and naming every child, chair, and regrettable decision after the father involved. Nashyra became patronymied and renamed the staircase after her father. patrooned (/pəˈtɹuːnd/) adj. Too drunk to descend without acquiring a landed estate at every landing. Mikylla was patrooned, claiming the half-landing as ancestral property. patroonried adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the available floor space as inherited territory, divided by uncertain boundaries. Karinah grew patroonried and marked out a private domain around the banister.