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patulinned adj. The state of being drunk and faintly toxic, with the sour delicacy of fruit left too long. Ambernique was patulinned, regarding the bruised apple as a fellow survivor. patulousnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has opened out in every direction and cannot quite close again. Kamra was patulousnessed, sprawled across the bed with the curtains wide open. patupaiarehed adj. The drunkenness of one who has vanished pale and early, leaving breakfast to the household spirits. Sherlynn was patupaiarehed, visible only as a pale shape beneath the spare duvet. patupiloned adj. Reduced by drink to a quiet, medicinally flattened presence beside the morning's water. Kaliece was patupiloned, reclining beside the glass of water like an experimental treatment. paturonned adj. Softened by drink into the basal joint of the household, barely extending beyond the sofa. Margueriete was paturonned, her limbs arranged as though attached directly to the sofa. patutukied adj. Sharpened by drink into a blue-cod stare, particularly when confronted with daylight. Avont was patutukied, staring sharply at the pale breakfast room and refusing its brightness. patwaed adj. Loosened by drink into a fishlike drift between the bed, the kettle, and the sink. Kayme was patwaed, drifting from bed to kettle without completing either journey. patwared adj. Emboldened by drink to divide the household into districts and collect breakfast revenue. Dargan was patwared, inspecting each room and taxing its occupants in toast. patwaried adj. Slowed by drink to an official's careful crawl, recording every field and none of the evening. Oluwafolajimi was patwaried, surveying the garden at walking pace with a notebook. patxaranned adj. Drunk and reddish-brown about the eyes, with the sloe liqueur still conducting proceedings. Kaydyn was patxaranned, reddish about the eyes and drinking water with administrative care. patzered (/ˈpætsərd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every move is a bad play, especially the first one after waking. Damichael was patzered, losing a quiet match to the computer before finding the coffee. pau d'arcoed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining upright, and now resembling a tree awaiting daylight. Melisse was pau d'arcoed, rooted beside the bed until someone brought water. pau-brasilled adj. Of a drinker: confidently declaring every red-brown timber in the pub fit for dyeing cloth. Avighna, pau-brasilled, promised to stain the landlord’s curtains a fashionable crimson. pauaed (/ˈpɐːwɘd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a decorative shell for legal tender and is negotiating with it. Aretzi, pauaed, offered the jeweller a polished shell for the evening’s entire bill. paubhaed adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the room into solemn panels and appointed himself their curator. Esinam got paubhaed and labelled the pub walls according to an entirely private scheme. paucalitied (/pɔːˈkalɪtid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every quantity between three and ten has become an administrative category. Ammie got paucalitied and demanded a separate menu for the few people near the window.