paucalled
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paucalled (/ˈpɔːkəld/) adj. A drinker who confidently counts a crowd of four as either singular or plural, as convenient. Retha became paucalled and insisted that four colleagues constituted one very large person. pauciarthritised adj. The state of being drunk and moving as though only a carefully selected few joints remain operational. Aymara was pauciarthritised, choosing each bend of the route with grave confidence.
pauciclonalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed only a few inner versions of himself to make decisions. Deyonna became pauciclonalitied and let the most optimistic version order champagne. paucident planigaled adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted a tiny, nocturnal scavenger’s confidence while crossing a large room. Khylah went paucident planigaled and foraged beneath every table for abandoned crisps. pauciloquyed (/pɔːˈsɪləkwid/) adj. Reduced by drink to answering every question with one word, delivered as though it settled the matter. Josaiah got pauciloquyed and rejected the taxi proposal with a solemn ‘no’. paucitied (/ˈpɒs.ɪ.tid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into believing that too few facts are quite enough for a firm decision. Chaislyn got paucitied and booked a holiday after seeing only the airport photograph. paucituberculatanned adj. Softened by drink into a small nocturnal creature, scurrying confidently through unsuitable human arrangements. Smiley became paucituberculatanned and searched the coat pile for a private burrow. paucivalencied adj. Loosened by drink into forming only a few attachments, each pursued with unwarranted certainty. Mahbeer became paucivalencied and decided the coat stand was his closest ally. paued adj. Softened by drink into a fatherly figure who needs the banister more than the children do. Regal was paued by midnight, offering paternal advice while missing the bottom step. paugied adj. Emboldened by drink to approach every conversation like a small fish defending its feeding ground. Shayanne got paugied and challenged the quietest guest to explain his menu choice. paugulled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a simpleton’s proposal appears strategically sound. Aragorn became paugulled and spent ten minutes perfecting a route through the open doorway. pauhagened adj. Drunk to the point where a modest fish seems qualified to advise on maritime affairs. Chardell got pauhagened and gave the harbourmaster precise instructions from the beer garden. paukpanned adj. Drunk enough to mistake a fibrous plant material for a durable solution to nearly every household problem. Jazaria became paukpanned and proposed weaving the broken umbrella into a replacement roof. paulchoffatiided adj. Drunk beyond the point where an extinct mammal’s disappearance seems a promising excuse for leaving the party. Shakria became paulchoffatiided and announced that the gathering had ended in prehistory. pauldronned (/ˈpɔl.dɹənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary shoulder movements into a confident armoured advance. Dimesha got pauldronned and attempted to negotiate with the door using both shoulders.
pauled (/pɔːld/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an old coin, but not past offering it for modern services. Erilynn got pauled and placed a commemorative token beside the card machine.
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