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paulingited adj. The drunkenness of one who settles into the sofa's corner, with crystals forming around the glass of water. Kevelle spent the evening paulingited, gently collecting mineral-like crumbs from the sofa. paulinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently prepared to use a tarpaulin for anything except covering something. Gionnie became paulinned and proposed sheltering the taxi beneath a folded tarpaulin. pauliosided adj. Reduced by drink to a slow-moving constituent of the evening, dissolved between the kitchen and sofa. Tobechi became pauliosided, taking half an hour to carry a glass to the sitting room. paulkellerited adj. Softened by drink into a yellow-green presence among the cushions, requiring gentle extraction at bedtime. Ahjahnae was paulkellerited into the sofa and had to be lifted with the cushions. paulkerrited adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who can identify every crumb in the kitchen and its likely origin. Keevie grew paulkerrited and inspected the worktop for evidence of the missing biscuits. paullinated adj. Loosened by drink into a salt or ester of domestic resolve, readily separated from the evening's plans. Tange became paullinated and dissolved the supper plan into crisps and tap water. paulliniaed adj. Emboldened by drink to climb through the kitchen after the last biscuit, despite the obvious obstacles. Serendipity got paulliniaed and attempted the cupboards from the arm of the sofa. paullinic acided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long evening, taking one careful minute to reach the water. Taeyang became paullinic acided and crossed the kitchen as though it were a distant country. paulloned adj. Drunk and preventing the household from progressing beyond the sofa, where all further activity undergoes suspension. Nykira was paulloned on the sofa, and the promised washing-up never entered the discussion. paulmooreited adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen counter becomes an impressive, dangerous-looking monument to unfinished business. Shimika stood paulmooreited by the counter, regarding the unwashed pan with geological respect. paulo-post-futured adj. Too drunk to make a promise without placing its fulfilment several tenses away. Carinna became paulo-post-futured and assured everyone the washing would have existed tomorrow. paulowniaed adj. Drunk past the point of standing like a tree, yet still flowering opinions beside the kitchen sink. Assia became paulowniaed and rooted herself beside the sink with a glass of water. paulscherrerited adj. Drunk beyond useful hydration, displaying a remarkable concentration of water, cushions and pale determination. Khaleah was paulscherrerited beneath a blanket, surrounded by three untouched glasses of water. paunced (/pɔːnsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the abdomen the most reliable support available in the kitchen. Tiawan went paunced against the worktop while waiting for the kettle to boil. pauncered adj. Drunk, with the result that the stomach is treated as protective equipment during the journey for water. Azaad came pauncered into the kitchen, guarding his middle against the coffee table. pauncewayed adj. Of a drinker: four-oared in progress, with each limb apparently bound for a different mooring. Allisa was pauncewayed and crossed the pub through a series of negotiated strokes.