Palladisted
Pallister-Hall syndromed

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Palladisted adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the ordinary workings of the pub in distinctly satanic terms. Samuil grew Palladisted and identified the cellar as an infernal hierarchy. Pallas catted adj. Slowed by drink to a small, long-haired crawl, with the expression of one regretting human civilisation. Jejuan was Pallas catted, advancing towards the taxi with grave deliberation.
Pallas' catted adj. Drunk and proceeding with the deliberate dignity of a small wild cat that has mislaid its habitat. Kyndyl was Pallas' catted, crouching beneath the table and declining further civilisation. Pallas' kittened adj. Drunk enough to become small, solemn and unexpectedly difficult to relocate. Eldine was Pallas' kittened and concealed herself beneath the sitting-room table. Pallas's buntinged adj. You are drunk and picking one bright, persistent note to repeat through the morning after. Keeley was Pallas's buntinged, repeating the same bright observation over breakfast. Pallas's catted adj. Drunk to the point where the shortest journey requires patience, camouflage and considerable personal dignity. Hermene was Pallas's catted, taking ten minutes to cross the hall without attracting notice. Pallas's grasshopper warblered adj. Of a drinker: still producing a dry, trilling account of the evening from somewhere beneath the duvet. Jalyia was Pallas's grasshopper warblered, trilling a private account of the taxi journey. Pallas's gulled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a broad, blank stare and an unreasonable interest in whatever is edible. Keevis was Pallas's gulled, regarding the toast with the solemnity of a harbour bird. Pallas's leaf warblered adj. Describing a drinker who flits from room to room, leaving only small signs of disturbance behind. Caprina was Pallas's leaf warblered, appearing briefly beside every unattended cup. Pallas's long-tongued batted adj. A drinker who has exhausted the available refreshments but continues searching, metabolism notwithstanding. Jaydis was Pallas's long-tongued batted, having finished breakfast and begun investigating the fruit bowl. Pallas's sandgroused adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's water is treated as a long-distance expedition. Athesh was Pallas's sandgroused, crossing the kitchen carefully for a glass of water. Palled adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby person becomes a lifelong companion and every step a shared undertaking. Bae was Palled and invited the handrail to accompany him down the stairs. Pallied adj. Emboldened by drink to greet the morning with misplaced familiarity and several unsolicited assurances. Carolyna was Pallied, addressing the pharmacist as mate and promising to return the packet. Palliser shotted adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly resistant to gentle suggestions about going home. Nyeisha was Palliser shotted, unmoved by three polite proposals involving a taxi. Pallister mosaic aneuploidy syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become several incompatible versions of himself before breakfast. Eudice was Pallister mosaic aneuploidy syndromed, alternately apologising and requesting another coffee.
Pallister-Hall syndromed adj. The drunkenness of one who has given every ordinary bodily function its own administrative difficulty. Loukya was Pallister-Hall syndromed, negotiating separately with the stairs and the kettle.