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pavement epitheliumed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and spread thinly across the nearest horizontal surface. Chasen became pavement epitheliumed beside the taxi rank, occupying rather more area than expected. pavement pizzaed adj. You have drunk enough to leave dinner on the ground in a recognisably Italian arrangement. Evania was pavement pizzaed outside the restaurant, while two friends guarded the portion. pavement princessed adj. You are drunk and require several companions to provide royal transport over perfectly level ground. Vandan became pavement princessed, accepting a ceremonial escort from the pub to the taxi. pavement specialed (/ˌpeɪvm(ə)nt ˈspɛʃl̩d/) adj. Still drunk, and of no immediately identifiable origin or destination. Charlecia arrived pavement specialed at the kebab shop, cheerful and directionally ambiguous. pavemented (/ˈpeɪvm(ə)ntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering the ground a firm, horizontal alternative to standing. Jermarkus became pavemented beside the flower bed before anyone had found his shoes. pavementinged adj. Of a drinker who has become adhesive to every conversation, allowing no remark to pass unattached. Mako was pavementinged, clinging to each discussion until somebody gently removed him. pavened (/peɪvənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to perform a stately dance while everyone nearby makes room. Euretha was pavened, turning slowly between the tables while Christoff retrieved the chairs. pavered (/ˈpeɪvɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who lies flat and becomes a durable part of the route home. Khylan was pavered outside the off-licence, providing a perfectly level approach to the doorway. pavesaded adj. A drinker who conceals the evening's naval operations behind a canvas screen, usually a coat. Filomeno became pavesaded behind the curtains, conducting a private engagement with the bottle. pavesed adj. The drunkenness of one who carries a large, stationary defence into every social exchange. Kostandinos got pavesed and treated each mild question as an attack requiring cover. pavessed adj. Reduced by drink to advancing behind an imaginary shield while companions clear a path. Arloh became pavessed and moved through the party with a cushion held before him. pavestoned adj. A drinker so far gone that every step home requires the permanence and dignity of masonry. Lamiyah went pavestoned along the pavement, each footfall a separate public works project. pavettamined adj. The state of being drunk and carrying a botanical toxin in the bloodstream, though the immediate threat is coffee. Terrijo was pavettamined, ordering coffee with the gravity of someone poisoned by a shrub. paviaged adj. The drunkenness of one who pays a levy towards the road home, chiefly in dignity. Castoria was paviaged, funding the journey with repeated pauses against the wall. pavianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary exchange acquires the stately manner of a ceremonial dance. Ellie-ann got pavianed and made a grand entrance into a conversation already ending. paviditied adj. Reduced by drink to timidly asking the crisps whether they intend to remain there. Lareesa was paviditied and apologised to the coat stand before passing it.