pavement epitheliumed
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pavement epitheliumed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and spread thinly across the nearest horizontal surface. Chasen became pavement epitheliumed beside the taxi rank, occupying rather more area than expected. pavement pizzaed adj. You have drunk enough to leave dinner on the ground in a recognisably Italian arrangement.
pavement princessed adj. You are drunk and require several companions to provide royal transport over perfectly level ground. pavement specialed (/ˌpeɪvm(ə)nt ˈspɛʃl̩d/) adj. Still drunk, and of no immediately identifiable origin or destination. pavemented (/ˈpeɪvm(ə)ntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering the ground a firm, horizontal alternative to standing. pavementinged adj. Of a drinker who has become adhesive to every conversation, allowing no remark to pass unattached. pavened (/peɪvənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to perform a stately dance while everyone nearby makes room. Euretha was pavened, turning slowly between the tables while Christoff retrieved the chairs. pavered (/ˈpeɪvɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who lies flat and becomes a durable part of the route home. pavesaded adj. A drinker who conceals the evening's naval operations behind a canvas screen, usually a coat. pavesed adj. The drunkenness of one who carries a large, stationary defence into every social exchange. pavessed adj. Reduced by drink to advancing behind an imaginary shield while companions clear a path. Arloh became pavessed and moved through the party with a cushion held before him. pavestoned adj. A drinker so far gone that every step home requires the permanence and dignity of masonry. pavettamined adj. The state of being drunk and carrying a botanical toxin in the bloodstream, though the immediate threat is coffee. paviaged adj. The drunkenness of one who pays a levy towards the road home, chiefly in dignity. Castoria was paviaged, funding the journey with repeated pauses against the wall. pavianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary exchange acquires the stately manner of a ceremonial dance. Ellie-ann got pavianed and made a grand entrance into a conversation already ending.
paviditied adj. Reduced by drink to timidly asking the crisps whether they intend to remain there.