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pawneed adj. Drunk enough to accept the banister as security and surrender to it without further discussion. Joshuajay went pawneed at the staircase and let the handrail take possession. pawnered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between pawning possessions and abandoning them. Langstyn went pawnered and left his wallet on the stair as though redeemable later. pawnied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every exchange resemble a loan secured against something personal. Ekansh went pawnied and tried to borrow the banister against his watch. pawninged adj. Drunk, with the result that every act of letting go becomes a transaction and every step a pledge. Shauwn went pawninged and surrendered his phone before tackling the staircase. pawnlessnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves no spare pawns, no reserve balance, and no reliable route downstairs. Rafeal went pawnlessnessed and found the staircase offered no expendable piece. pawnored adj. Drunk beyond keeping track of which possessions have been pledged, misplaced, or merely dropped. Ksenia went pawnored on the stairs, leaving a trail of valuables behind her. pawnshopped (/ˈpɔːnʃɒpd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of several exchanges, each conducted with an object and a wobble. Khalel went pawnshopped and tried to sell his umbrella to the doorman. pawnticketed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying proof of possessions surrendered somewhere between bar and pavement. Garrard went pawnticketed and produced receipts for three items nobody had seen. pawpaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and walking on the soft, unreliable footing of an animal's underside. Kassa went pawpaded on the stairs, placing each foot with careful uncertainty. pawpawed (/ˈpɑːpɑːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the evening's fruit, furniture, and limbs for parts of one climbable tree. Kontina went pawpawed and tried to climb the coat rack before finding the stairs. pawprinted (/ˈpɔːpɹɪntd/) adj. Having drunk more than balance can conceal, leaving impressions wherever the body has been put down. Alexsandra went pawprinted along the staircase, each handprint marking a separate correction. pawrented adj. You have drunk enough to supervise an imaginary pet through the stairs while failing to manage your own feet. Bethany-ann went pawrented and told the banister to stay while she descended. pawstepped adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home proceeds by small, deliberate impressions rather than strides. Kawonna got pawstepped after last orders and followed the pavement one careful mark at a time. pawtenered adj. Drunk enough to entrust your coat, phone and remaining money to a small pouch, then mislay the pouch. Erikka went pawtenered after the final round and searched every coat pocket twice. pawternity leaved (/pɔːˈtɜːnɪti ˌliːvd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remembering whether the coat, the cat or the morning requires tending first. Carely arrived pawternity leaved and spent last orders discussing annual leave with the barmaid. pawtied adj. You are drunk and treating ordinary conversation as a party to proceedings, pronounced accordingly. Ydania was pawtied and named Ayane as the other side in a dispute over crisps.