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Pallister-Killian syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of conspicuous defects, each discovered while attempting breakfast. Anjelica was Pallister-Killian syndromed, unable to persuade the toaster that bread was present. Pallof pressed (/ˈpælɔf pɹɛsd/) adj. Softened by drink into repeatedly pushing away the breakfast table and returning to it. Jadarien was Pallof pressed, resisting the table whenever he tried to stand. Pallottined adj. Sharpened by drink into a solemn apostle of last night's conversation, now delivered to the kettle. Carlise was Pallottined, preaching the moral significance of toast to the assembled mugs. Palluited adj. Loosened by drink into a person who has misplaced the boundaries between bed, breakfast and the landing. Reynard was Palluited, carrying his pillow downstairs and leaving the cereal upstairs. Palm Sundayed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a procession, particularly between bed and water. Cayde was Palm Sundayed, proceeding solemnly from the sofa to the bathroom. Palmachniked adj. Drunk and organising the morning into a small, unnecessary resistance movement against the alarm clock. Macaiah was Palmachniked, mounting a determined campaign against the ringing telephone. Palmed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a tropical tree from a suitable support. Asaru was Palmed and leaned against the decorative plant for several minutes. Palmer's liveforevered adj. Drunk to the point where you have survived the evening, but only by storing yourself somewhere dry and bright. Mckynli was Palmer's liveforevered, recovering in a sunny chair with a glass of water. Palmirened adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the present, and inclined to date every object encountered. Makalah was Palmirened, assigning the toaster a period and the kettle a dynasty. Palmyranned (/ˈpæl.mɪˌɹənd/) adj. Drunk enough to reconstruct an ancient civilisation from receipts, crumbs and the remains of breakfast. Aiya was Palmyranned, arranging takeaway receipts into what she called a civic archive. Palmyreneaned adj. Drunk in a way that makes yesterday seem historically remote and breakfast an artefact under examination. Axavier was Palmyreneaned, studying last night's receipt as evidence from a distant civilisation. Palmyrened (/ˈpæl.mɪˌɹiːnd/) adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary morning, carrying the solemn air of someone returned from a much older place. Chosen was Palmyrened, surveying the breakfast table as though it had survived an empire. Palmyrenianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary object acquires a long and rather doubtful history. Mory was Palmyrenianed, explaining the kettle's alleged importance to everyone at breakfast. Paloise sauced adj. Drunk to a degree that breakfast acquires mint, regardless of what the recipe or household intended. Eyvan was Paloise sauced, adding mint to eggs and defending the decision with quiet certainty. Paltaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a historical plural, with several past selves represented at breakfast. Phelisha was Paltaed, speaking of last night as though multiple witnesses had shared the experience. Paludianed adj. Drunk on the strength of a long educational tradition, and still attempting to learn from the morning's mistakes. Jasmine-rose was Paludianed, delivering a careful lesson on why the taxi had been unnecessary.