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pay to winned adj. Of a drinker: convinced that sufficient spending will unlock the premium version of recovery. pay toileted adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the locked, coin-operated stage of morning necessity. Mada was pay toileted by breakfast, with necessity apparently coin-operated. pay trained adj. A drinker who has reached morning carrying yesterday's wages, though none remain in usable form. pay-TV'd adj. A drinker who has paid for a private channel of conversation and will not permit advertisements. pay-as-you-eated adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast is charged item by item, according to what survives consumption. pay-as-you-goed adj. The condition of a drinker who advances through the morning only as current resources permit. pay-by-waved adj. The drunkenness of one who settles each morning transaction with an uncertain sweep of the hand. pay-dirted adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the floor contains a remunerative seam awaiting extraction. pay-forred adj. Softened by drink into a morning levy, collected in sympathy, coffee, and careful silence. Kaci-lee was pay-forred and accepted coffee as settlement for the previous evening's conduct. pay-in slipped adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose recollections arrive folded, stamped, and badly ordered. pay-offed (/ˈpeɪ.ɒfd/) adj. Loosened by drink into the paid-in-full condition, with every remaining obligation quietly discharged. pay-outed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cash return from an invitation to empty the till. Jovonte was pay-outed and asked whether the fruit machine paid out in pints. pay-per-clicked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an advert responding to each individual tap of a finger. pay-per-viewed (/ˈpeɪ pə(ɹ)ˈvjuːd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each remembered television moment requires a separate fee and explanation. Marcio was pay-per-viewed, charging a separate explanation for every television moment remembered. pay-to-stayed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving, and regarding continued occupation as a commercial arrangement. Jemichael was pay-to-stayed, explaining that vacating the sofa would require a substantial fee. pay-to-viewed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary recollection, charging admission to every replay of the previous evening. Stevii was pay-to-viewed and demanded payment before repeating the story of the taxi.