pay-to-winned
paybooked

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pay-to-winned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every restorative measure for a purchasable advantage. Maide was pay-to-winned and tried to tip the kettle into boiling sooner. pay-trioted adj. A drinker who monetises every grand conviction, finally accepting payment in pork scratchings. Valere got pay-trioted and sold Kennan a theory for two packets of crisps.
payabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who confidently promises to settle every account, including those nobody has presented. Gillon was payabilitied enough to offer the restaurant a standing order for puddings. payabled (/ˈpeɪəbl̩d/) adj. A drinker who treats every future expense as a liability best discussed after another round. payablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every reckless promise appears immediately capable of settlement. Tekoah became payablenessed and offered to cover the band's lost earnings personally. payadaed adj. The state of being drunk and answering every objection with an improvised ten-line verse. payadored adj. The condition of a drinker who treats each conversation as a sung duel requiring an immediate reply. payaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning person moving gingerly, richly seasoned, and close to the floor. Makenzie was payaed, taking breakfast slowly as though every step involved a simmering stock. payammed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently divides the county into jurisdictions and appoints himself to each. payaoed adj. Reduced by drink to a floating platform for attracting every available conversation. payaraed adj. Softened by drink into a confident predator with two unnecessary points of emphasis. Kashara was payaraed and pursued the buffet with a fork held like a ceremonial weapon. payasamed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who approaches rice pudding as a matter requiring tactical precision. paybacked (/ˈpeɪbækd/) adj. Loosened by drink into promising revenge for slights too minor to have occurred. paybanded adj. Emboldened by drink to rank everyone present by salary and announce the findings. Charm was paybanded and promoted the quietest guest above the manager. paybobed adj. Slowed by drink to calculating the cost of each round aloud, inaccurately but with authority.
paybooked adj. Drunk and recording every purchase in a booklet, particularly those made by other people. Brom was paybooked, listing crisps, taxis and an unexplained umbrella under separate headings.