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payboxed adj. Drunk to the point where every spare container becomes a fund for distributing imaginary wages. paycationed adj. Drunk enough to mistake changing seats for remote employment in another city. paychecked (/ˈpeɪ.t͡ʃɛkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that spends the entire wage twice, once actually and once in principle. paychequed adj. Drunk, with the result that a future wage becomes immediate permission to purchase anything nearby. Kadidia was paychequed and ordered a ceremonial hat against Friday's wages. paycocked adj. The condition of a drinker who has become splendidly conspicuous, then wilted before breakfast. payday loaned adj. Drunk on the strength of money borrowed at a rate the morning will find educational. paydayed (/ˈpeɪdeɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of spending tomorrow's wages with today's certainty. paydirted adj. Still drunk, and treating every patch of earth as though it concealed a commercially significant lode. paydowned adj. Drunk since last orders, and renegotiating every poor decision as though discounting the original debt. Shatesha was paydowned and reduced the proposed taxi fare to a figure based on goodwill. payed (/peɪd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that wages are a round, and that payment is best made before anyone asks. payeed adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently identifying every bystander as the rightful recipient of payment. Oscer was payeed and tried to settle the pianist's wages with a loyalty card. payeeshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and assuming the role of recipient in every transaction still under discussion. payerred (/ˈpeɪ.ɚd/) adj. Softened by drink into handing over the household budget and apologising to the kettle. Michio was payerred, handing over the household budget and apologising to the kettle. payessed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the side locks remain ornamental and into believing they confer authority. Helvie got payessed and adjusted imaginary side locks before addressing the entire beer garden. payetanned adj. Having drunk more than theology required, and composing a devotional verse about the kebab. paygraded adj. You have drunk enough to place every companion on a separate salary rung, without evidence.