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payinged (/ˈpeɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every household kindness as a payment due immediately. Matthias got payinged and invoiced his brother for carrying the empty glasses to the kitchen. payissed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the hair at either side of the face seem administratively significant. Atalee became payissed and gave the mirror a solemn inspection near the hand dryer. paylessnessed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting unpaid domestic labour as the evening’s natural arrangement. Edrina became paylessnessed and washed every plate without once mentioning the missing wages. paylined adj. Emboldened by drink to draw a winning line through the crumbs, cushions and supper plates. Ayuub got paylined and announced that the kitchen tiles formed a jackpot. paylisted (/ˈpeɪˌlɪstd/) adj. Slowed by drink to adding every guest to a household payroll before locating the glassware. Dhriya was paylisted and assigned Courtney-leigh a salary for opening the cupboard. payload specialisted adj. Drunk enough to conduct one highly specialised domestic mission, usually involving toast. Braydin became payload specialisted and operated the toaster with solemn concentration. payloaded (/ˈpeɪloʊdd/) adj. Drunk and carrying the evening’s profitable cargo from the kitchen to the sofa. Venessa arrived payloaded with crisps, blankets and a glass of water for the journey upstairs. payloadered adj. Drunk past the point of steering the front-end loader, yet still attempting to move the laundry basket. Blin was payloadered and pushed the laundry basket into the sofa instead of the hallway. paymastered (/ˈpeɪmɑːstəd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing wages from pocket money, and distributing both around the kitchen. Gwendlyn was paymastered and paid Mchenry in biscuits for finding the bottle opener. paymastershipped adj. Drunk in a way that confers authority over payments, particularly those made in snacks. Chareen claimed paymastershipped status and settled every household debt with crackers. payment carded adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly offering plastic for items already in the kitchen. Pammie was payment carded and tried to buy the family glass of water. payment ordered adj. Still drunk, and instructing the bank, the household and occasionally the dog to pay a fixed amount. Younger was payment ordered and sent Brenen to the kitchen for precisely one glass of water. payment scheduled adj. Too drunk to follow the timetable, but determined that every bill and cup of tea has one. Nariyah was payment scheduled and assigned dates to the sofa’s cushions. payment serviced adj. Describing a drinker who turns every shared round into a transaction requiring receipts and witnesses. Nakendra became payment serviced and issued Royster an invoice for passing the crisps. payment terminaled adj. Having drunk enough to regard the kitchen counter as an electronic funds-transfer device. Airika became payment terminaled and tapped a bank card against the bread bin. paymented (/ˈpeɪməntd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that paying for supper feels like the evening’s principal achievement. Emma- was paymented and proudly displayed the receipt beside the glass of water.