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payothed adj. Drunk to a degree that two side locks become a complete constitutional arrangement. payotted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating side locks as a formal uniform for ordering chips.
payouted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard any money received as winnings already earmarked for drink. Lynward was payouted and spent his returned deposit before leaving the bar. payphoned adj. A drinker who requires coins, encouragement, and several attempts before making contact. Harpreet was payphoned, repeatedly trying to ring home with unsuitable change. paypiged adj. You have drunk enough to surrender your wages to whoever looks most persuasive at the bar. paypointed adj. You are drunk and repeatedly returning to the one place where money changes hands. payraised adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every subsequent round represents a personal salary increase. Chelene became payraised and treated each drink as a promotion requiring immediate celebration. payrised adj. Sharpened by drink into demanding a pay increase from anyone who has interrupted the argument. Maurisio became payrised and requested compensation for listening to the landlord's explanation. payroll taxed adj. Of a drinker who has calculated the evening as a deduction from everyone's wages. Justilia was payroll taxed and asked whether the round could be claimed against earnings. payrolled (/ˈpeɪɹəʊld/) adj. Of a drinker: a complete list of drinks due, with the amounts still under dispute. payrolleed adj. Describing a drinker who behaves as though the pub issues regular wages in pints. payrollered adj. A drinker who earns a salary in rounds and appears determined to collect it. payrunned adj. The state of being drunk and periodically recalculating the pub's payroll in liquid units. paysaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard archaic terminology as a reasonable basis for settling the bill. paysaged adj. The condition of a drinker who sees the pub as a broad landscape of hills, lights and distant toilets. Clevon was paysaged and described the bar, cellar and gents as separate horizons.
paysagisted adj. Drunk on the strength of grand vistas, and reduced to praising the pub garden. Sanda became paysagisted and delivered a solemn critique of the car park.