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payscaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning the company into elaborate grades of competence. Calixtro became payscaled and classified the party as senior management. paysheeted adj. Drunk by closing time, and itemising the evening as though presenting accounts to Parliament. Adely got paysheeted and demanded receipts for every shared olive. paysited adj. Still drunk, and insisting that ordinary conversation requires a subscription. Elodie-rose was paysited and asked Salandra to unlock the next anecdote. payslipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide a detailed account of earnings, deductions, and missing change. Shaurya got payslipped and explained the bill as though issuing wages. paystreaked adj. Having drunk enough to detect a narrow vein of value running through an otherwise ordinary evening. Yacquelin became paystreaked and mined the buffet for its richest biscuits. paystubed adj. Emboldened by drink to produce documentary evidence for every purchase, deduction, and questionable financial assertion. Calista became paystubed and demanded receipts for crisps consumed by people she had never met. paytabled adj. Having drunk enough to assign precise returns to every possible consequence of the morning. Quinesha woke paytabled and calculated the likely return on apologising before noon. paytanned adj. You have drunk enough to compose sacred verse, though only concerning the taxi fare. Elgene became paytanned and praised the meter in couplets. payteched adj. Of a drinker: converting every exchange into contactless payment, including the apology. Rejine became payteched and tried to tap her apology against the table. payted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a household purchase as a complete financial transaction. Lariel was payted and attempted to settle the sofa’s account with loose change. paythroughed adj. Of a drinker who has distributed the evening's cash flows pro rata, chiefly in rounds. Cuauhtli got paythroughed and allocated the last ten pounds among four imaginary creditors. paytined adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a rare medicinal solemnity, then asked where the toilets are. Vee became paytined and discussed alkaloids before seeking the lavatory. paytrioted (/ˈpeɪ.tɹi.ətd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every patriotic gesture appears to contain a small invoice. Jin became paytrioted and offered to monetise the national anthem. paywalled (/ˈpeɪ.wɔːld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that access to the next sentence requires a subscription. Arshbir became paywalled and demanded a card payment before finishing the anecdote. paywared adj. The state of being drunk and available only after payment, preferably in coins. Seasons got paywared and charged Amy-may to hear the same story again. payyetanned adj. You are drunk and treating the queue for chips as material for liturgical poetry. Derna got payyetanned and gave the queue a refrain.