pazazzed
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pazazzed adj. Still drunk, and possessed of sufficient flair to make a routine remark sound faintly theatrical. Renold remained pazazzed and delivered the coat-check number as though announcing a prize. pazelliptined adj. The condition of a drinker who has inhibited every useful mental rotation except toward the kebab shop. Skilee became pazelliptined and took an indirect route to the takeaway.
pazinacloned (/pəˈzɪnəkləʊnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has sedated every anxiety except the urgent need for chips. Edice got pazinacloned and declared all problems manageable beside the fryer. pazopanibed adj. Reduced by drink to an anticancer level of conversation, consisting chiefly of discussing the pub's survival. Kassey became pazopanibed and proposed treatment plans for the ailing fruit machine. pazufloxacinned adj. Softened by drink into a quinolone-shaped wanderer with no firm destination beyond the taxi rank. Chelese got pazufloxacinned and drifted gently towards the taxi queue. pazzazzed adj. Too drunk to summon the requisite energy, though still claiming that the evening possesses it. Dcarlos was pazzazzed and described the silent room as remarkably vigorous. pbarred adj. The condition of a drinker who has applied almost no pressure to the question of how the evening ends. Deneisha was pbarred and offered no pressure when the group suggested walking home. pbed adj. A drinker so far gone that stopping requires assistance from the chair, the wall and both hands. Giustina was pbed before reaching the sofa and applied the brakes beside the coffee table. pcDNA'd adj. Loosened by drink into a cloning template for the same anecdote, repeated in every available host. Keyrra got pcDNA'd and inserted the identical story into three conversations. pcdnaed adj. Emboldened by drink to duplicate the evening's genetic material, chiefly the same poor decision. Cieanna became pcdnaed and reproduced the original mistake at the kebab shop. pced adj. Drunk to the point where every separable portion is referred to by an abbreviation and none can be reassembled. Bayshawn went pced and labelled each sandwich a separate item in the minutes. pclked adj. A drinker who keeps announcing the time while making decisions that ensure it becomes less relevant. Junaina went pclked and confidently scheduled a midnight departure at half past eleven. pcmed adj. Having drunk enough to calculate every remaining penny in thousandths, and spend it twice. Jammes became pcmed and divided the taxi fare into figures nobody could verify. pcpned adj. Drunk since last orders, and falling in varied forms upon the ground-floor conversation. Fernande became pcpned and descended onto the carpet with meteorological certainty. pcted adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation becomes a proportion, usually involving one hundred. Reshawna was pcted and assigned percentages to the likelihood of another round.
pdfed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise little curve around the one person still buying rounds. Kadie-lee got pdfed and fixed on the regular most likely to order next.