Palumboismed
Pamunkeyed

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Palumboismed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes abdominal distension for evidence that another round is working. Sriram was Palumboismed, admiring his waistcoat and ordering supplements for the journey home. Pama-Nyunganisted adj. Reduced by drink to classifying every conversation by language family, including the one about the bill. Baranda became Pama-Nyunganisted and sorted the guests into linguistic groups before ordering coffee.
Pamela hatted adj. Softened by drink into wearing a broad straw bonnet as though the twentieth century had not occurred. Tilmon arrived Pamela hatted and declined the taxi because his bonnet required fresh air. Pamired adj. Sharpened by drink into a high, cold clarity about plans which seemed less defensible by daylight. Chazman was Pamired and insisted the mountain walk remained an excellent idea after midnight. Pamirianed adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning the evening's boundaries and accepting every invitation in sight. Dolena became Pamirianed and joined three separate tables without learning anyone's name. Pamlicoed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a grand new beginning to everyone within earshot. Naunidh became Pamlicoed and declared the pub the proper venue for a constitutional convention. Pamonaed adj. Slowed by drink to treating each straightforward decision as a matter for prolonged consideration. Tyreanna was Pamonaed and spent ten minutes deciding whether the crisps required a plate. Pampanganned adj. Drunk and announcing confident conclusions before discovering what question was being asked. Novia was Pampanganned, delivering a firm verdict on a conversation about someone else's dog. Pampangoed adj. Drunk to the point where a tentative suggestion becomes an undertaking with witnesses. Nichell became Pampangoed and promised to repaint the landlord's hallway before breakfast. Pampas catted adj. Drunk enough to stalk the edges of the room, pausing only to judge the furniture. Jermery went Pampas catted and crouched behind the sofa to observe the pudding. Pampased adj. Drunk, with the result that the room appears to extend indefinitely in every direction. Jeninne was Pampased and attempted to cross the sitting room by compass. Pamperoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a bold plan from weather arriving without warning. Sofiah was Pamperoed and announced an outdoor breakfast during a gale. Pampersed adj. Drunk beyond trusting one's own balance, yet sufficiently confident to refuse assistance. Dashya was Pampersed and insisted the staircase was moving in a helpful direction. Pamphylianed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary route home into a confidently improvised expedition. Amunique became Pamphylianed and led the party through a closed garden towards the station. Pamplonanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every safe option appears unnecessarily timid and the fastest one becomes attractive. Mayas was Pamplonanned and proposed racing the departing bus in formal shoes.
Pamunkeyed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a private conviction into an instruction for the entire table. Hywel became Pamunkeyed and rearranged everyone's cutlery according to an unexplained principle.
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