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peaged adj. Drunk to the point where a string of beads is treated as currency, evidence, and legal authority. Andrelle became peaged and attempted to settle the taxi fare with a bracelet. peagled adj. You are drunk and treating a cowslip as a reliable witness to decisions made after midnight. peagoosed adj. Drunk enough to accept a foolish plan merely because it has been delivered confidently. Eiden was peagoosed and agreed that walking home through the ornamental pond was efficient. peagrited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a rough surface from a sound argument. peahened (/ˈpiː.hɛnd/) adj. Drunk beyond noticing that the impressive display is being made by the wrong person. Terryann became peahened and demanded applause for a dance nobody had seen. peaied adj. Drunk in a way that makes folk remedies and confident guesses equally persuasive. Analexis became peaied and prescribed warm cider for a stranger's entirely unrelated headache. peaimanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor mishap receives a solemn diagnosis and a remedy. peajacketed adj. Drunk enough to assume command in a sailor's overcoat and issue orders nobody has requested. peak bagginged adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting several summits in the same room, beginning with the furniture. Zarita went peak bagginged and climbed the banquette to claim its highest cushion. peak bodied adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently representing everyone in the room without consultation. Stanford became peak bodied and negotiated on behalf of the entire table with the barman. peak detectored adj. Drunk by closing time, and detecting the highest point in every conversation before interrupting it. peak flow metered adj. Too drunk to assess your own output, yet determined to measure everyone else's. peak flowed adj. Still drunk, and breathing out grand conclusions at the maximum rate the evening can sustain. peak houred adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the crowded kitchen as a rush-hour interchange. Kashifa went peak houred between the fridge and sink, overtaking everyone without warning. peak of eternal lighted adj. Slowed by drink to remain permanently beneath the brightest available kitchen light. peak oiled adj. Drunk and convinced that the household’s remaining oil will never be replenished. Roylee, peak oiled, inspected the bottle before allowing anyone near the frying pan.