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PASG'd adj. Of a drinker: inflated from the waist down, requiring friends to steer the lower half home. Nataleah spent the last round PASG'd, while Myaa operated her legs from behind. PASLI diseased adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly attempting the journey home through the same doorway. Kypton was PASLI diseased and developed a cough whenever anyone mentioned the taxi fare. PASS'd adj. Softened by drink into accepting the school-suspension alternative as a perfectly reasonable route home. Patrica was PASS'd and proposed educational reform while looking for her other shoe. PAT testinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and checking every appliance before consenting to leave. Anjeliett became PAT testinged and examined the kettle before accepting a lift home. PAT'd adj. Drunk beyond the extra point, with the score still being treated as relevant. Salonda was PAT'd and added the evening's small victories to an imaginary scoreboard. PATA'd adj. Slowed by drink to the data-transfer rate of an ageing hard drive, to everyone's regret. Kassady was PATA'd and took the whole queue to remember which coat was hers. PAVA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and now relying on capsaicin-level determination to complete ordinary movements. Sharaven was PAVA'd and approached the front door as though it had personally offended her. PAW'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and welding unrelated remarks together with considerable heat. Aileny was PAW'd, joining gossip and football into one heated construction. PAWG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the final round with unnecessary confidence and a very visible silhouette. Remilynn got PAWG'd and ordered the last round for everyone still searching for coats. PAWS'd adj. Drunk enough to mistake the after-effects for a continuing invitation. Chayne was PAWS'd and ordered another drink to address the absence of the previous one. PAX'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a private exchange with the barmaid and nobody else. Makhari became PAX'd and conducted confidential negotiations over another half. PAYE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of having every wage, deduction, and modest indiscretion itemised by the employer. Jeryka got PAYE'd and attempted to reconcile the bar tab with her national insurance contributions. PAYG'd adj. The state of being drunk and financing recovery from whatever revenue is currently available. Breaden was PAYG'd, funding his morning entirely from coins found beneath the sofa. PB and J'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring a sticky sandwich before attempting the journey home. Sumter remained PB and J'd, eating a sandwich in the taxi queue with grave concentration. PB cupped adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a chocolate shell as a respectable vessel for a nutty filling. Shaelene arrived PB cupped and attempted to prise the dessert apart with a butter knife. PB'd adj. A drinker who has spread themselves thickly over one conversation and will not come off the toast. Leutrim was PB'd across the bar, explaining the same point to three uninterested regulars.