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peakinged (/ˈpiːkɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to stop the evening reaching its highest point beside the kitchen sink. Ibadat became peakinged while filling a glass, then applauded the tap. peakishnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become fussy, pale, and particular about the sofa’s exact cushion. peakismed adj. Having drunk enough to announce that the household has reached peak oil whenever the cooker is used. Olamide became peakismed and warned everyone against boiling another kettle. peakisted adj. Having drunk more than the household energy policy can reasonably accommodate. peaklessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to find no summit anywhere, including in the flattened sofa cushions. Zaakira was peaklessnessed, searching the sofa for a rise that was not there. peakleted (/ˈpiːklətd/) adj. You are drunk and reduced to a small, pointed presence beneath the sofa blanket. peakniked adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the household’s supply of cooking oil is approaching its final useful moment. Leilani was peakniked, inspecting the oil bottle before making toast. peakonned adj. Of a drinker who has lost the smoothness of movement and leaves every sofa cushion sharply displaced. Ikuko was peakonned, crossing the kitchen in abrupt stages to fetch water. peakseted adj. Drunk beyond keeping track of several pub peaks at once, each pint seeming higher than the last. peaktransed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes rearranging the kitchen seem like a matter of principle. Jermey grew peaktransed and moved every mug into a new ideological order. peakwidthed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every measure at the bar seem broadest halfway up. peaky blindered adj. Drunk, with the result that you acquire a sharp cap, a hard stare, and opinions about the snug. peal of bellsed adj. Drunk to the extent of ringing through the pub whenever you attempt to explain yourself. Terryon was peal of bellsed, and the snug heard the whole account twice. pealed (/piːld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces loud successive noises whenever the landlord approaches. Averlee was pealed and greeted each new round with a fresh report. pealinged (/ˈpiːlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a continuing bell-like clamour, chiefly from your own laugh. peameal baconned adj. Drunk by the third round, and preserving a firm, savoury exterior around a thoroughly softened centre. Kawliga was peameal baconned, steady enough at the bar but not beyond it.