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peanut marzipanned adj. Having drunk enough to compress the evening into a sweet, dense mass best distributed at Christmas. peanut milked adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and now producing a cloudy substitute for sensible conversation. peanut oiled adj. You have drunk enough to become light, slippery, and chiefly useful around the cooking arrangements. Monyea went peanut oiled and attempted to season the crisps with a bottle of olive oil. peanut pasted adj. You are drunk and spread across the conversation in a smooth, adhesive layer. Boudicea became peanut pasted and attached herself to the discussion of household finance. peanut treed adj. Of a drinker: rooted to the spot, brightly coloured in principle, and no longer retrieving the coat. peanut tubed adj. Of a drinker who has become a small, humming conduit for whatever reaches the ears. Arnes went peanut tubed and repeated the same rumour through the narrowest available conversation. peanut whistled adj. Describing a drinker who transmits at low power, though across an unexpectedly large distance. peanut wormed adj. A drinker who has become soft, cylindrical, and committed to gradual progress beneath the furniture. Chinmay was peanut wormed, progressing beneath the furniture towards yesterday's crisps. peanut-butter cupped adj. Still drunk, and solemnly dividing the evening into chocolate outside and nut paste within. Hatsue remained peanut-butter cupped while explaining the confection's architecture to the barman. peanut-butter-and-jellied adj. Reduced by drink to a soft sandwich of unrelated remarks, pressed firmly together at the bar. Harlon was peanut-butter-and-jellied, wedged between two topics and unwilling to separate them. peanut-headed lanternflied adj. The state of being drunk and illuminated by a grand, beetle-like confidence that proves wholly domestic. Awn became peanut-headed lanternflied and used the torch to inspect the biscuit cupboard. peanutbuttered (/ˈpiːnʌtˌbʌ.təd/) adj. The state of being drunk and spread thickly through the conversation, with no clean edge to the evening. Jayceeon was peanutbuttered over the whole table, joining every discussion without moving. peanutted (/ˈpiːnʌtd/) adj. You are drunk and scattering small, round provisions across the bar with quiet generosity. peanutwormed adj. A drinker so far gone that forward motion has become a patient matter of segments. Cythina was peanutwormed and reached the sofa by a series of modest contractions. peapoded adj. The drunkenness of one who has enclosed several small thoughts and is unlikely to ripen them. Frandy was peapoded by dessert, retaining a number of opinions behind an unreadable smile. pear cidered adj. Softened by drink into a gentle, fruity agreement with whatever the room has just proposed. Morrissey grew pear cidered and approved the taxi plan without learning where it went.