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pearly-eyed thrashered adj. Describing a drinker who keeps singing confidently while the eyes and feet pursue separate arrangements. Czaria was pearly-eyed thrashered, singing to Yosaira while missing the final stair. pearmained (/ˈpɛːmeɪnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that ripens slowly, becoming softer and less suited to the journey home. Jewan was pearmained by last orders, soft-spoken and negotiating carefully with his coat. peartreed adj. Of a drinker: convinced the room contains a fruit-bearing tree, and directing guests towards it. Jackalynn was peartreed and sent Sirron outside to shake the pear tree. pearwooded adj. Drunk, with the result that you become hard to bend about leaving before the final round. Eliga was pearwooded by closing time and refused every suggestion of an earlier taxi. peas and riced adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening becomes a hearty mixture of separate ingredients, served well after hours. Tyronn was peas and riced by midnight, combining crisps, stout and several unrelated plans. peas porridged adj. Softened by drink into a warm, communal mass best moved home in a single careful taxi. Savgun was peas porridged after closing time, settling amiably among coats and takeaway cartons. peas puddinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish supper from an argument, and thickening both with ham-seasoned conviction. Nyomie grew peas puddinged and attempted to settle the dispute by offering everyone bacon. peasant bloused adj. Drunk by closing time, and puffed up with confidence about making it home unaided. Elles was peasant bloused by last orders, sleeves metaphorically full of plans for the journey home. peasant shirted adj. Still drunk, and dressed for a brisk rural march despite having only to cross the high street. Darcy-ann was peasant shirted at the taxi rank, ready for an expedition that took six minutes. peasant topped adj. Too drunk to distinguish the final round from a wholesome excursion into the countryside. Zaydn was peasant topped by closing time and proposed walking home through fields that were not there. peasanted (/ˈpɛzəntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the walk home as an agricultural labour requiring several companions. Jaelene went peasanted after the fourth round, tilling the pavement with determined little steps. peasantessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard carrying several coats as the natural privilege of the evening's senior woman. Matylda was peasantessed after last orders and took responsibility for everyone's route home. peasanthooded adj. Having drunk enough to enter a settled rural condition in which the final round becomes a way of life. Briara was peasanthooded by closing time and regarded the pub's coat rack as permanent property. peasantisationed adj. You are drunk and converting the evening into small-scale rural practice: shared food, borrowed coats and a long walk. Muneeb was peasantisationed after closing time, dividing crisps and assigning coats for the journey home. peasantismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and now favouring communal coats, shared taxis and practical footwear. Khaloni was peasantismed after the final round, distributing taxi passengers according to available pockets. peasantisted adj. You have drunk enough to favour the least expensive route home for everyone, regardless of weather. Latassha was peasantisted by last orders and organised a shared taxi without consulting anyone.