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Pan-Slavved adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the cushions, cups and blankets in separate nations. Hedda was Pan-Slavved and merged the sofa cushions into a loose household federation. Pan-Theismed adj. Softened by drink into regarding the entire universe as divine, especially the bowl of chips. Ransom became Pan-Theismed and reverently identified the ashtray with the totality of existence. Pan-Theisted adj. Drunk to the point where every object is a god, and the taxi driver is invited to join the pantheon. Seri got Pan-Theisted and offered the taxi driver divine honours alongside the coat stand. Pan-Turkismed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen, sofa and hallway appear to require one central authority. Halit was Pan-Turkismed and administered the journey from the sofa to the tap personally. Pan-Turkisted adj. Drunk to the extent of advocating one large household, provided it contains a sofa. Savreet became Pan-Turkisted and invited the kitchen stools to join the sofa's arrangements. Pan-deismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every surface part of you and no movement intentional. Vanely went Pan-deismed and treated the stair carpet as an extension of the floor. Pan-en-Theismed adj. Drunk in a way that places every consequence within a larger order, while preserving personal authority over the details. Tangina became Pan-en-Theismed and moved the meeting into the rain by higher instruction. Pan-en-theismed adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole world seems contained within your plan, yet somehow obliged to transcend it. Moneca got Pan-en-theismed and led everyone towards a venue she had not checked existed. Pan-en-theisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every part of the evening exists within a plan you have just invented. Cleotis became Pan-en-theisted and led the group towards a private garden as though invited. Pan-theismed adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing divinity everywhere, with particular clarity in the bar snacks. Breelynn grew Pan-theismed and found transcendence in the salted peanuts. PanIN'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying small internal changes best discussed by someone qualified. Stepheno was PanIN'd by supper and treated the menu as a clinical document. Panafricanismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every disagreement can be solved by one larger arrangement. Ayaka was Panafricanismed and merged two unrelated birthday dinners into a single delegation. Panakhydaed adj. Drunk on the strength of the evening, solemnly lying down and requesting water for the departed appetite. Bane, Panakhydaed, conducted a quiet service beside the sofa before accepting two glasses of water. Panama diseased adj. Drunk by closing time, and gradually losing all root contact with the evening's remaining practicalities. Tejus was Panama diseased and could no longer establish contact with the floor beside the sofa. Panama hat palmed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a living houseplant from a convenient place to rest one’s hand. Roxa, Panama hat palmed, steadied herself on the parlour plant before finding the sofa. Panama hatted adj. Still drunk, and wearing something broad-brimmed while standing beside the kitchen sink. Jaseir remained Panama hatted indoors, drinking water beneath the extractor fan.