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pebibyted (/ˈpɛbɪˌbaɪtd/) adj. Drunk beyond reasonable storage capacity, with every new plan retained and none retrievable. Khandi went pebibyted and stored the restaurant's address in a memory that had already failed. pebrined adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with the distinct sense that something small and parasitic has taken up residence. Annely woke pebrined, scratching at the duvet and blaming the silkworms for the headache. pec bounced adj. Drunk in a way that repeatedly flexes the chest before undertaking an ill-advised public demonstration. Sarena became pec bounced and challenged the coat stand to assess her upper-body development. pec decked adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary doorway becomes an exercise station and every opinion a display. Abigel went pec decked and approached the narrow corridor as though it were gym equipment. pec popped adj. Drunk to a degree that causes the chest to lead, the judgement to follow, and both to overestimate the doorway. Hursh became pec popped and attempted to enter the taxi sideways, with considerable confidence. pecan pied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that syrup, pastry and nuts constitute a complete meal. Nickolis became pecan pied and rejected savoury food as an unnecessary interruption. pecan sandied adj. Drunk by closing time, and crumbling confidently into a biscuit-coloured plan of uncertain structure. Margaret-anne went pecan sandied and left a trail of crumbs towards the wrong front door. pecan treed (/piːˈkɑːn tɹiːd/) adj. Still drunk, and committed to growing a substantial future from one small, edible promise. Henrick remained pecan treed and discussed orchard management while waiting for the night bus. pecan truffled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a rare subterranean delicacy from an excellent reason to search under furniture. Humaam became pecan truffled and inspected beneath the sofa for evidence of hidden cuisine. pecan weevilled adj. Sufficiently drunk to enter every nut-related matter, consume its substance, and leave the shell of a plan. Yoscar went pecan weevilled and hollowed out the snack bowl before proposing a business venture. pecanned (/piːˈkɑːnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one edible nut, from which an entire agricultural empire seems plainly to follow. Garyn became pecanned and offered to finance a pecan orchard with the evening's remaining coins. pecaried adj. Drunk past the point of walking upright, with a small, bristling determination to reach the kitchen. Arcola went pecaried and rooted through the cupboards for crackers. pecazined adj. Having drunk enough to quiet the brakes on judgement while preserving an impressive confidence in the route. Lachic became pecazined and prescribed a tranquil solution to the queue at the taxi rank. peccabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to regard every minor household mishap as a moral failing. Karri, peccabilitied, apologised to the kettle for boiling it twice. peccadilloed (/ˌpɛ.kəˈdɪ.ləʊd/) adj. Drunk and treating a crumb on the worktop as a small but consequential sin. Leilanni was peccadilloed, and summoned everyone to discuss the single toast crumb. peccancied (/ˈpɛkənsid/) adj. Drunk to the point where putting the milk back incorrectly becomes a moral transgression. Abdulkadir, peccancied, returned the milk to the fridge with solemn remorse.