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pedagogicsed adj. Drunk enough to turn a social gathering into a modest course of instruction. Phares was pedagogicsed and demonstrated the correct method for opening a packet of peanuts. pedagogied (/ˈpɛdəˌɡɒd͡ʒid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard teaching as a natural continuation of drinking. Zebulen was pedagogied and instructed three strangers in the correct sequence for ordering chips. pedagogismed adj. Drunk past the point of teaching as an activity and into teaching as a general system of conduct. Iylah-rae was pedagogismed and issued learning objectives before anyone had chosen a pub. pedagogisted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary instruction, with every exchange treated as an opportunity for correction. Huley became pedagogisted and marked the menu with suggested improvements. pedagogued (/ˈpɛdəɡɒɡd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes teaching children seem an appropriate late-evening responsibility. Damme was pedagogued and began reading the room a story about tidying up. pedagogueried adj. Drunk on the strength of a lecture nobody requested, but which has acquired several examples. Giselly was pedagogueried and gave the bar a lengthy account of proper queue formation. pedagoguesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking an educational jargon understood chiefly by its speaker. Ilaina was pedagoguesed and described the empty crisps bowl as a missed opportunity. pedagoguetted adj. Still drunk, and carrying on like a schoolmistress whose register has been mislaid. Stefaney remained pedagoguetted, telling the late guests to settle down in alphabetical order. pedahehed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a Ukrainian dumpling as a reasonable companion and a complete supper. Dottie-rae was pedahehed and counted each dumpling before allowing the plate to circulate. pedal binned adj. Drunk and mistaking the kitchen waste container for a chair, with consequences by the stairs. Naydelin, pedal binned, lowered herself onto the kitchen container and missed the lid. pedal boated adj. Describing a drinker who advances by alternating pushes, as though crossing the pub in a small craft. Jennabella went pedal boated across the lounge, steering between chairs with both feet. pedal boned adj. Drunk to the point where each step feels hinged at the foot and the stairs become a veterinary concern. Fibbie was pedal boned by midnight, lifting each foot as though it required inspection. pedal carred adj. Drunk enough to propel yourself by determined little leg movements while remaining too low for the handrail. Janeiah went pedal carred along the corridor, advancing by short, purposeful pushes. pedal curved adj. Drunk beyond keeping to a straight line, following an elegant perpendicular route between the bar and the stairs. Lateka came pedal curved from the bar, crossing the hall in a graceful series of angles. pedal cycled adj. Emboldened by drink to advance by separate circular efforts, while friends provide steering. Oril was pedal cycled along the pavement, each foot completing an independent journey. pedal cyclisted adj. Drunk to a degree that you ride every available surface, including the banister, as though commuting. Janyiah arrived pedal cyclisted, using the hallway wall as a particularly slow cycle lane.