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pedanticalnessed adj. You are drunk and unable to leave until the round has been itemised in full. Lohn was pedanticalnessed, auditing every drink before approaching the taxi rank. pedanticismed adj. Of a drinker: exact about the round, the route, and the proper pronunciation of the destination. Renida was pedanticismed and divided the final round before anyone reached the door. pedanticnessed adj. Of a drinker who has had enough to make the coat queue a matter of principle. Nkechi was pedanticnessed, refusing to leave until every ticket matched its garment. pedantied adj. The drunkenness of one who has gathered a small clique to debate which coat belongs to whom. Jyran became pedantied and convened a committee beside the cloakroom. pedantismed adj. Describing a drinker who insists that last orders are being announced incorrectly. Baja was pedantismed and corrected the barman before collecting the wrong coat. pedantocracied adj. A drinker who has established government by correction, with last orders subject to committee approval. Malerie went pedantocracied and made the entire table vote on the final round. pedantocrated adj. A drinker so far gone that the taxi rank operates under rules personally drafted at the bar. Queene became pedantocrated and issued regulations for boarding the first taxi. pedantried (/ˈpɛd.ən.tɹid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the walk home an examination in minor regulations. Kellis was pedantried by last orders, enforcing a one-at-a-time departure from the pub. pedarianed adj. Reduced by drink to speaking at the council of last orders without possessing a vote. Mitt was pedarianed, addressing the taxi queue while others decided where he should go. pedaried adj. Softened by drink into a sandal-like passenger, yielding quietly to whichever taxi carries you home. Hinemoa was pedaried by closing time, folding into the back seat without complaint. pedasculed adj. Sharpened by drink into a schoolmaster who marks the coats and lectures the taxi queue. Hallene became pedasculed and inspected every cloakroom ticket before dismissal. peddared adj. Loosened by drink into carrying the remaining goods from place to place, though none are required. Chazden went peddared, offering leftover crisps to strangers between the pub and the station. pedded (/pɛdd/) adj. Softened by drink into a pedestrian, proceeding on foot without much further ambition. Ailisha was pedded by eleven and declined the available bicycles. peddered adj. Too drunk to take a basket of small wares from street to street without soliciting the lampposts. Ethem went peddered through the market, offering each stallholder the same unnecessary corkscrew. peddlered (/ˈpɛdləd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct itinerant commerce in trifles, chiefly with persons who have bought nothing. Iviana became peddlered and offered pocket mirrors to everyone waiting for the taxi. peddleressed adj. You have drunk enough to sell small articles while treating every passer-by as a prospective customer. Emrie got peddleressed and presented souvenir teaspoons to the entire queue.