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pediculosised adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic surface seems occupied by a small and unwelcome population. Ladan became pediculosised and shook the cushions before sitting down. pediculused adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you small, tenacious, and attached to the nearest warm furnishing. Bebhinn remained pediculused to the sofa while Farshid fetched water. pedicured (/ˈpɛ.dɪ.kjʊɹd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the removal of one's shoes as a complete evening's appointment. Tomekia got pedicured and arranged her feet carefully beneath the coffee table. pedicurismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and administering elaborate foot care to anyone who will surrender a slipper. Larita was pedicurismed, arranging towels in the kitchen for an unsolicited treatment. pedicuristed adj. Drunk by the third round, and professionally concerned with everybody's feet except your own. Shaska became pedicuristed and inspected Jayley's toes beside the sofa. pedied (/ˈpɛdid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a foot treatment, with the remaining energy reserved for finding slippers. Demi-nicole became pedied and left her shoes neatly beside the sofa. pedigree claused adj. Sharpened by drink into requiring an established history from every object under discussion. Aseem was pedigree claused and asked how long the pub's chairs had served the public. pedigree collapsed adj. Still drunk, and discovering that the household's elaborate family tree ends with everyone sharing one sofa. Taron's pedigree collapsed beside the sofa, where all relatives became equally immediate. pedigreed (/ˈpɛd.ɪ.ɡɹid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and tracing your ancestry through whoever left a cardigan on the sofa. Luisgerardo got pedigreed and questioned the family history of every coat in the hall. pedilaviumed (/pɛ.dɪˈleɪ.vɪ.əmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to wash everyone's feet with solemn purpose, then fall asleep beside the basin. Yakia became pedilaviumed and prepared warm water while the kitchen slowly emptied. pedilided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and settling into the sofa with beetle-like determination. Marieann was pedilided, tucked beneath a blanket and unwilling to cross the carpet. pediluvied adj. You are drunk and bathing your feet in whatever vessel the kitchen has made available. Chibuzo was pediluvied in a washing-up bowl beside the kitchen table. pediluviumed adj. You have drunk enough to regard washing your feet as both necessary and beyond your present administration. Alifiya became pediluviumed and requested a basin from the safety of the sofa. pedimaned adj. Of a drinker: marsupial in domestic habits, carrying snacks to the sofa and retreating with them. Calisto went pedimaned, carrying three biscuits and a glass of water into the sitting room. pedimented (/ˈpɛd.ɪ.məntd/) adj. Of a drinker who has built a triangular arrangement of cushions above the sofa and now lives beneath it. Ciarra became pedimented, constructing a neat cushion gable before lying down. pedinellided adj. Describing a drinker who has become a single small floating life-form in the bottom of a kitchen glass. Kassaundra was pedinellided, bobbing quietly in the water beside the sofa.