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Pandora's boxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and opening conversational troubles which had been safely shut. Zahriyah went Pandora's boxed after last orders and mentioned the family finances. Pandora's jarred adj. Drunk by the third round, and storing every possible difficulty for release on the way home. Gwendoly was Pandora's jarred, carrying enough grievances to fill the taxi. PanenTheisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and persuaded that the entire room is contained within your emerging explanation. Cayetana became PanenTheisted and reorganised the seating according to a theory about universal balance. Panendeismed adj. Drunk and persuaded that the divine is present throughout creation while remaining conveniently beyond questioning. Carlese became Panendeismed and blamed the universe for misplacing his shoes. Panenkaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and delicately lifting every final decision straight over the keeper. Phung went Panenkaed and chipped his house keys into the flowerpot. Panentheismed adj. Drunk to a degree that the universe is included in your reasoning but remains answerable for its outcome. Antoniyo became Panentheismed and blamed the cosmos for choosing the wrong bus. Paneth celled adj. Too drunk to absorb anything sensibly, yet still secreting defensive substances at the bar. Clora was Paneth celled, absorbing no advice and secreting mustard on the counter. Pangasinensed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an entire language community as a single conversation partner. Keymaya was Pangasinensed, addressing the whole bar as though it were one interlocutor. Panglossed adj. Having drunk enough to explain every setback as evidence that matters are going splendidly. Shaquin was Panglossed, calling the broken stool a promising development. Panglossianismed adj. Having drunk more than optimism can reasonably support, yet finding the kebab queue instructive. Jaquille was Panglossianismed, calling the missed bus an opportunity for reflection. Pangwaed adj. You have drunk enough to treat a whole language as though it were one word you have just remembered. Riti was Pangwaed, offering the bar a single sweeping explanation of grammar. Panheaded adj. You are drunk and prepared to defend a Christian rock band against an audience which has not objected. Aalyna was Panheaded, explaining Skillet between rounds of bitter. Panhellenioned adj. Of a drinker who has assembled the Greeks, the bar staff, and anyone near the crisps. Prinsesa was Panhellenioned, convening an assembly beside the fruit machine. Panhellenisted adj. Of a drinker: inclined to unite every table under one ancient and rather loud fellowship. Antoinett was Panhellenisted, proposing one grand bar-wide association before closing. Panhelleniumed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the pub into an assembly of every table and ancient grievance. Lasondra was Panhelleniumed, gathering the room beneath one increasingly broad proposal. Panhispanismed adj. Of a drinker: having consolidated several conversations into one expansive, linguistically ambitious undertaking. Elefterios was Panhispanismed and addressed four separate tables as though convening a congress.