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pedinided adj. A drinker who rolls through the sitting room with quiet, spherical persistence, stopping only at the sofa. Vancy became pedinided and rolled gently from the kitchen towards the nearest cushion. pedinophyceaned adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen light appears to have cultivated green life in you. Shibani got pedinophyceaned and sat glowing faintly beside the fridge. pediocinned adj. The state of being drunk and quietly defending the kitchen from every unnecessary conversation. Teeya became pediocinned and held the kitchen doorway against further discussion. pedioned adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting one face to the whole pub, with no inclination to turn. Lazerick stayed pedioned at the bar, addressing the same patron through the entire round. pedionomided adj. Drunk on the strength of one round, then wandering the pub with the purposeful uncertainty of a plains bird. Traun went pedionomided after the bitter and crossed the beer garden without apparent destination. pediophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every doll in the charity-shop window as a personal affront. Danina got pediophobiaed and crossed the road to avoid a pram in the window. pedipalped adj. Drunk by the third round, and using both hands for whatever a mouth would ordinarily manage. Arcely became pedipalped and attempted to open his crisps with the concentration of a locksmith. pedipalpused adj. Drunk by closing time, and feeling about for the way home with several specialised extensions of the hand. Shelton left pedipalpused, testing each table edge before committing to the doorway. pediplained adj. Still drunk, and spread across the pub in one broad, level expanse with no visible rises. Italya remained pediplained across the settle, leaving no clear route to the window seat. pediplanationed adj. Too drunk to keep separate from anything nearby, gradually merging with the surrounding furniture. Cashen became pediplanationed and merged with three coats beneath the peg rail. pedipulationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform delicate tasks with the feet, while insisting the hands are engaged elsewhere. Rahim went pedipulationed and tied his shoelace beneath the table without spilling his pint. pedipulatored adj. Having drunk enough to manipulate objects skilfully with the feet and call it practical. Meagan got pedipulatored and passed the bottle opener along the floor without rising. pedis possessioed adj. Having drunk more than was prudent, and claiming the premises by walking every inch of them. Drakar turned pedis possessioed and toured the pub as though the lease required footfall. pediveligered adj. You have drunk enough to crawl towards the exit under your own power, though not yet to walk there. Deland was pediveligered, making steady progress towards the taxi rank on hands and knees. pedlared adj. Having drunk enough to tour the neighbourhood with small goods and an unrequested sales patter. Dajahnay was pedlared by midnight, demonstrating combs beneath the restaurant's inadequate lighting. pedlaressed adj. You are drunk and offering wares to strangers with the patient persistence of a market trader. Marcanthony went pedlaressed, trying to sell his spare cufflink to the man beside him.