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pedlaried adj. Of a drinker who has taken to the roads of conversation, offering small wares at every stop. Lutishia became pedlaried and tried to trade compliments for crisps. pedlered adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with hawking minor merchandise from door to door. Mikaal grew pedlered and tried to sell his spare shoelace to the postman. pedleressed adj. You are drunk and hawking modest wares with the settled conviction of a travelling tradeswoman. Gurreet was pedleressed, offering embroidered napkins to guests who had come for supper. pedleried adj. Describing a drinker who travels from person to person, retailing whatever minor object is available. Rhoan went pedleried, selling the virtues of a borrowed umbrella to each companion. pedlocked adj. Of a drinker: so crowded with opinions, limbs and unfinished journeys that nobody can get past. Ezana stood pedlocked in the doorway, stopping the darts team and two waiters. pedo vanned adj. Of a drinker who has emptied the back seat, acquired dark windows and is heading nowhere sensibly. Laporsche got pedo vanned and insisted the taxi had been specially fitted for secrecy. pedobaitinged adj. A drinker who lures suspicious characters online, then forgets which conversation is genuine. Turhan became pedobaitinged after the lager and challenged three dubious profiles from the snug. pedobaptismed adj. Still drunk, and administering a ceremonial blessing to anyone who appears unable to reach the top shelf. Niaje grew pedobaptismed and blessed the shortest guest before passing over the biscuits. pedobaptisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to advocate infant baptism, then settle for blessing a miniature sausage roll. Miller grew pedobaptisted and delivered a sermon over the smallest canapé. pedobarographed adj. A drinker so far gone that every footfall requires recording as evidence of an abnormal gait. Elsa-may was pedobarographed, leaving a chart of uneven prints from bar to lavatory. pedobarographied adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a detailed inquiry into what each part of the sole is doing. Charon became pedobarographied and discussed the carpet's pressure points with the barman. pedobeared adj. The condition of a drinker who has grown unusually watchful, shaggy and unwelcome near the children's bar. Fadil went pedobeared and loitered beneath the pub's least flattering wall decoration. pedobiomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an entire subterranean ecology, supporting several small moods at once. Sherneice was pedobiomed, sustaining cheerfulness, grievance and sleep beneath one quiet surface. pedocaled adj. Reduced by drink to a chalky, calcium-rich personality that settles wherever it is placed. Tempest became pedocaled on the bench, pale and immovable beside the empty glasses. pedocementationed adj. Softened by drink into a solid deposit, formed slowly where the groundwater of the evening has collected. Burlene became pedocementationed beneath the snug table, fixed there by successive halves. pedocentrismed adj. Sharpened by drink into making every discussion concern children, whether or not children are present. Cymantha got pedocentrismed and redirected a debate about ale towards school dinners.