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pedoclimated adj. Sharpened by drink into a private microclimate of warmth, dampness, and unreliable ventilation. Dahmari was pedoclimated, accurately assessing the snug's temperature but not its exit. pedocriminaled (/ˈpiː.dəˈkɹɪm.ɪ.nəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to commit a minor offence against pub etiquette and regard it as sound practice. Wynonah went pedocriminaled and moved a reserved sign to secure the best chair. pedodermed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the thin upper layer of the earth as a suitable bed. Tynecia became pedodermed and settled reverently beside the flowerbed. pedodiversitied adj. Having drunk enough to classify every patch of ground by its several kinds of mud. Makana grew pedodiversitied and delivered a lecture on the driveway's competing soils. pedodonticsed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a solemn dental consultation with a child who is not there. Lachisha got pedodonticsed and advised the teddy bear to brush behind its molars. pedodontisted adj. Of a drinker: qualified, in his own estimation, to improve a child's smile with a beer mat. Burman became pedodontisted and prescribed less toffee for the youngest guest. pedodontologied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a child's loose tooth for a matter of national importance. Mackenzee grew pedodontologied and convened the family around a wobbly milk tooth. pedoecologied adj. Describing a drinker who attributes every change in the garden to environmental pressures on the soil. Nolah became pedoecologied and blamed the flowerbed's condition on prevailing winds. pedoed (/ˈpɛ.dəʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly convinced that every gathering requires supervision. Jaleiya grew pedoed and began assigning sensible seats to adults who had not asked. pedofeatured adj. A drinker who has identified one patch of earth as distinct, significant, and worth pointing out repeatedly. Nare became pedofeatured and showed everyone the special patch beside the shed. pedogamied adj. Drunk and treating every companion as though they shared the same parent, biologically and socially. Latayvia got pedogamied and introduced Damarni as her sibling, despite having met that evening. pedogenesised adj. The state of being drunk and gradually becoming part of the earth beneath the bench. Espiridion grew pedogenesised and acquired leaves while waiting for a taxi. pedogeochemistried adj. The condition of a drinker who analyses the ground's minerals before conceding that it is merely cold mud. Aquilina became pedogeochemistried and tested the driveway for imaginary minerals. pedogeographied adj. The drunkenness of one who maps the distribution of soils, then loses the map in the flowerbed. Saffire became pedogeographied and charted the garden's soils with a bread knife. pedogramed adj. Reduced by drink to a walking record whose grand conclusion is the route to the lavatory. Rae became pedogramed and documented every footstep to the downstairs loo. pedographed adj. Softened by drink into an instrument that records the ground covered, chiefly between chair and fridge. Gwennette went pedographed and left a careful route through the spilled flour.