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pedographied adj. Sharpened by drink into an authority on foot pressure, immediately defeated by the stairs. Darren became pedographied and explained his footprints across the carpet. pedohebephiled adj. Loosened by drink into a person with an alarming interest in a field best left unmentioned. Jakyrion became pedohebephiled and was quietly removed from the children's party. pedohebephilic disordered adj. Emboldened by drink to speak at length about an objectionable subject, then ask where the crisps are. Tukker became pedohebephilic disordered and was redirected towards the kitchen. pedohuntered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where confronting anyone requires first locating one's spectacles. Judtih became pedohuntered and spent twenty minutes preparing to cross the room. pedolithed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose settled opinions have become workable soil. Calel was pedolithed, allowing every passing suggestion to take temporary root. pedologied adj. Drunk beyond identifying earth as earth, and now assigning it profiles, origins, and a seat at the table. Saile became pedologied and gave the allotment soil a detailed family history. pedologisted adj. Drunk to the point where every muddy footprint has acquired a genesis, classification, and proper distribution. Brack became pedologisted and classified the footprints leading to the shed. pedomancied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the soles of the feet seem to predict tomorrow, provided they can be found. Hildebrando became pedomancied and read his future from the mud on his shoes. pedometered (/pɪˈdɒmətəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who makes everyone count the steps between the bar and every person he has already greeted. Xylia spent the evening retracing the same route between tables, thoroughly pedometered. pedometred adj. A drinker who measures the distance to the lavatory in solemn, increasingly inaccurate stages. Calee was pedometred, pausing between tables to report progress to Jasraj. pedometricianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion becomes a subject in an elaborate study of walking habits. Giahna spent supper classifying Philix's route to the crisps, pedometricianed beyond discussion. pedometricsed adj. The state of being drunk and assessing the floor, its gradients, and everyone else's choice of footwear. Luisgustavo became pedometricsed and inspected Nyirah's shoes beneath the table. pedometried adj. The condition of a drinker who turns each journey across the room into a public measurement exercise. Jerrion was pedometried, counting his steps aloud while Delauren waited by the door. pedomorphied adj. Drunk to a degree that restores juvenile habits, including telling everyone when you need the toilet. Ky became pedomorphied and announced the lavatory situation to Royster and three strangers. pedomorphismed adj. Reduced by drink to childish enthusiasms, short attention spans, and the conviction that everyone should join in. Arialle was pedomorphismed, showing Christophermich the same amusing bottle cap repeatedly. pedomorphologied adj. Softened by drink into a shape best described by whatever mud, cushions, and discarded coats surround the person. Beorn was pedomorphologied across the sofa while Domynik removed the glasses from his reach.